Bad translator

[St. Francis Xavier]

Original:

Diarrhea in korea much applesauce poops



After 43 translations (Yandex) I got this:

Iindeki of Caroo Diarrhe biroklar preserve

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

"The Blockland Forums is good!"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Otvr krekleri! "

[WaffleCake]

Original text:

"Jet's a cool kid"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"He."
Original text:

"frogs are better than dogs"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It's In French."
Original text:

"light speed is too slow. we'll have to go right to ludicrous speed."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The speed of light, too slow, too fast, believe that you should go."
Original text:

"I'm gonna clobber that Kirby"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I decided to pot."

[Zanaran2]

Original text:

"Jet's a cool kid"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"He."

I think the translator was trying to start a lanky kong

[startacker]

Original text:

"SDL is not a good translator"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The error: It measured please the time outside"
Original text:

"I don't know any bible verses sorry"

...5 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Mn wei not from to dsol Bible "
Original text:

"I have no good ideas blockland forums, I don't, I swear! It's like I just type here randomly to try to get something interesting."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I do not have good ideas the blockland the pits, they are done, do not they swear! When it is beaten only here to for the case, the experience to receive something, that interests. "

[ThatRandomGuy]

Original text:

"Why is there a pair of panties on the ceiling fan?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Why lingerie fan? "
Original text:

"Why are you wearing a fur suit covered in blood?"

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Why dress in the skin, full of blood? "
Original text:

"Why did you eat my cat?"

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Why would you want to eat my cat... "

IT IS READING MY MIND

This site is the best thing since sliced bread

[Cheesemaster]

Original text:

"get crazy, get wild, i'm pregnant with your child"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Crazy to pay, the stomach, the search"

[WaffleCake]

Original text:

"He has no style, He has no grace, This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand When he needs to, And stretch his arms out, Just for you. Inflate himself, Just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs his tune."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Durability. Free Hong Kong is a game interesting. Belong to you. If you need Hands of you. Only you know. Account of inflation. For example, the bladder. Stupid, Hong Kong has a collection of songs
Original text:

"look at my stuffty art"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You can see anything."
i continued acorn's

Original text:

"This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving... and I will put in a grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins... here."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Revenge, not indifferent to life... I go tfaddil the grave, and, if possible, a chance to die in the line, not a crime...it's starting right now!"

[AcornCake]

"what would doug dimmadome ower of the dimsdale dimmadome do"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"As it caused does it the ower of dimmadome of doug of the marks of dimmadome of dimsdale"
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do ... I just loving hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I do not call me important. As is is important, the mark would come to be that I one. I will kiss only this world. And that after the people that the delight in its body. My entire life is with serenity only the hatefulness and bitter. And I wanted to always violent dead. "
"what the forget did you just loving say about me"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"For it he kisses, that the did-not of alone kisses,, he says of me"

[Blockaium]

Original text:

"Psalm 27:1 “The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?” Read more about this verse. Psalm 37:39 “But the salvation of the righteous is from the LORD; He is their stre"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation;the fear? God is the strength of my life;I am not afraid? Information for electrical cables. Psalm 37:39 But the righteous is from the Lord, and gave him"

[SpongeCraft1212]

Original text:

"Blockland is an online multiplayer game where you build things with bricks. It's like playing with legos on the internet. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Blockland is a game, the blocks of the Internet. Similarly, LEGO."
Original text:

"I am the programmer who came up with the idea for a famous stream and implemented it and I've been running the stream since."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm not a programmer, Pokémon game. fiber, rubbed himself and once again I want to go in the right way."
Original text:

"reddit is a source for what's new and popular on the web. Users like you provide all of the content and decide, through voting, what's good and what's junk."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Reddit is a spring for whose news and popular in the linen is. The consumers worship that she you equip the entire content and decides, is for the voice selected, that is good and, that that of the strike."

[Ipquarx]

Original text:

"Blockland is an online multiplayer game where you build things with bricks. It's like playing with legos on the internet. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Blockland is a game, the blocks of the Internet. Similarly, LEGO. "

well it retained all the crucial information

[NessNet]

Original text:

"I want a potato topped with whip cream with NOTHING else. Just whip cream."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I think potatoes........."

k then

Original text:

"Hello citizens! I have come here to eat all your food and take your gold. In return you will massage my feet and eat my lemons. In case you refuse to do this, I will force you to eat a pineapple without any breaks. Got it?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Dear citizens! Here you can have a meal here with clear goals and if the answer is Yes yemək Yellow lemon, pineapple added feature at the moment I will give you food? "

Uhmm

"The liquid shot across the horizon landing right into the spot, soothing into its place. AKA spraying perfume into a shirt :D."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Meanwhile, the liquid, this is a good place. If the water in this area.. "

Oh god the translator sure is dirty O_o

[Naked Human]

I couldn't do the whole copypasta but I could do this.

Original text:

"What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"What you want to do is tell me what you need to know a little more effort, the lion, the sea, a little mysterious attack al Qaeda, and confirmed 300."

I dont know what to make out of this.

[Yes]

Original:
Why is the sky so large?

Yandex brings us after 43 translations:
In the garden of the tumor;