BLF attempts to conquer Japan [Laughter?]

[Space1255]

lower combat detail to the point that even a toddler can understand it

Removed speed, disarm, stun, and waves.

And the lead one?

35ish.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Risk the shock and just swing straight at him.  That flimsy thing would break apart with the right amount of force.

[Space1255]

Risk the shock and just swing straight at him.  That flimsy thing would break apart with the right amount of force.

You two exchange repeated blows! Neither of you are giving up until...
*Snap!* Both of your swords break! The General begins to laugh.
Health: 10/10
Armor: 15/15
Soul: 6/10
Moral Alignment: 3 [Kind of Evil]
Gold: 175
Armor: Leather Clothing, Fedora (or whatever Indy wears)
Armament: Basic Whip [10 Attack, 5 Defense]
Inventory: 3/15 lb.
   - Basic Whip [5 Attack, 0 Defense] [1 lb.] [CUT IN HALVES]
   - Basic Whip [5 Attack, 0 Defense] [1 lb.] (EQUIPPED)
   - Lead Katana [10 Attack, 5 Defense] [10 lb.] [BROKEN]
   - Iron Helmet [+15 Armor] [2 lb.] (EQUIPPED)
   - Fedora [+0 Armor] [0 lb.]
ALLIES:
 None

ENEMIES:
     - Eyepatched General [7/7 HP] [3/3 Armor]

WINNING CONDITIONS: ???
LOSING CONDITIONS: ???

[CypherX]

with a flick of your wrist disarm him with your whip

[Space1255]

with a flick of your wrist disarm him with your whip

You equip your whip and wait for him to move. (Updated Update) (gonna wait for more suggestions)

[Space1255]

Bump

[SWAT One]

Iunno.  Stay prepared to counter stuff but ask why he is laughing.

[Space1255]

Iunno.  Stay prepared to counter stuff but ask why he is laughing.

You tighten your grip on your whip and ask why he's laughing.
"Hahaha... You're as good as they say. Say, why don't you join my ranks? Call me Masamune. We'll be unstoppable together. "
As he says that, you notice two people in bushes, seems like they're waiting for something.
What say you? Join him?
Health: 10/10
Armor: 15/15
Soul: 6/10
Moral Alignment: 3 [Kind of Evil]
Gold: 175
Armor: Leather Clothing, Iron Helmet (or whatever Indy wears)
Armament: Basic Whip [10 Attack, 5 Defense]
Inventory: 3/15 lb.
   - Basic Whip [5 Attack, 0 Defense] [1 lb.] [CUT IN HALVES]
   - Basic Whip [5 Attack, 0 Defense] [1 lb.] (EQUIPPED)
   - Lead Katana [10 Attack, 5 Defense] [10 lb.] [BROKEN]
   - Iron Helmet [+15 Armor] [2 lb.] (EQUIPPED)
   - Fedora [+0 Armor] [0 lb.]
ALLIES:
 None

ENEMIES:
     - Masamune [7/7 HP] [3/3 Armor] [Inviting you to army]
 - Suspicious shadow 1
 - Suspicious shadow 2

WINNING CONDITIONS: ???
LOSING CONDITIONS: ???

[tber123]

Attack the shadows

[Space1255]

Attack the shadows

You whip out at a shadow and your only good whip gets cut in half.
"Don't join him. He'll use you."
A red and white person comes out.
"Please. He promised me admin."
A blockhead comes out?
forget break out the quantum calculators.
They begin to argue, and words begin to flood you. Who do you listen to?
Health: 10/10
Armor: 15/15
Soul: 6/10
Moral Alignment: 3 [Kind of Evil]
Gold: 175
Armor: Leather Clothing, Iron Helmet (or whatever Indy wears)
Armament: Basic Whip [10 Attack, 5 Defense]
Inventory: 14/15 lb.
   - Basic Whip [5 Attack, 0 Defense] [1 lb.] [BROKEN]
   - Basic Whip [5 Attack, 0 Defense] [1 lb.] (EQUIPPED) [BROKEN]
   - Lead Katana [10 Attack, 5 Defense] [10 lb.] [BROKEN]
   - Iron Helmet [+15 Armor] [2 lb.] (EQUIPPED)
   - Fedora [+0 Armor] [0 lb.]
ALLIES:
 None

ENEMIES:
     - Masamune [7/7 HP] [3/3 Armor] [Inviting you to army]
 - Random Blockhead [Blockland Spear]
 - Red and White Spearman [??/?? HP] [3/3 Armor] [Spear with a red white and blue design on it]

WINNING CONDITIONS: ???
LOSING CONDITIONS: ???