the only thing you should be bringing to church is your good spirit and readiness to hear the good lords word
better yet: just order a few pallets of nothing but phones so everyone can join in (or better yet keep them for yourself
i dont have that type of mony laying around bucko
it also means i can look at memes between the sermon and sunday school :*)
Bring your gay lover and tell everyone that you do brown town foreplay by sticking the phone up your ass
no
in hindsight of what happened in texas this morning you should've brought more than a phone to church w/ you