Here's the real story:
Kalphiter and Ephialtes were soul mates, but they denied it to themselves, each other, and the community. They were afraid to confess their feelings to themselves and each other.
Ephialtes did not realize this until it was too late.
One day, Bisjac was babysitting Badspot's children. However, in a horrific accident, Kaphost, lead by Kalphiter, seized Bisjac's computer momentarily long enough to execute Badspot's first born. Badspot was in a rage, and banned Kalphiter.
Without Kalphiter, Ephialtes felt like there was no more reason to stay in Blockland. No more reason to continue competing with Kalphiter with his RTB service.
He goes into the depths of the internet, to search for Kalphiter, to compete once more.