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-Irajinia's arsenal in the parade in about three hours will consist of 50 Challenger tanks, 70 Puma IFVs/APC, 500 soldiers, and a flyover of 20 F-35s and F-15s, 6 E-3 Sentry aircraft, and 10 A-10 Thunderbolts. There will also be cotton candy clouds raining chocolate and/or chocolate milk.
forget YOUR PARADES WE HAVE DIAMONDS CHOCOLATE MILK CLOUDS MADE OF COTTON CANDY