Today is
Isjix's birthday. He's turning seventeen today, pop dat cherry Isjix!
Biography of Isjix (using sentence fragments): Cool guy. Doesn't afraid of anything. His posts make up 0.6% of all posts in Mapping Help, 0.4% of posts in Help, and 0.2% of all posts in General Modification Help. Such a hearty guy. Always enjoyable to read his posts.
In conclusion, happy birthday Izzy-Jixo (hope u like ur new nickname)