Terry's Chocolate Orange, Help me break it.

[masterockets]

Get a stick and string
Tie the string to the ball and stick
Whack whack

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

Find a hard surface floor.
Clean it.
Throw ball at floor.

[Wayvo]

stick it in its pooper

[fawkes..]

Imagination, realism, efficiency and cost effectiveness.
The hammer is the penultimate result of considering all these factors

Yeah it probably is, just seems boring.

well no wonder

What a stupid mistake i made! i hit it too hard!

stick it in its pooper

I will not be sticking anything in anythings pooper.

[DaSord213]

call it's mother fat and tell it it's adopted
it will go through a very emotional phase and will likely slash itself and then you may eat it

[xxxxkill]

Only one thing to do.
Shoot it.

[fawkes..]

call it's mother fat and tell it it's adopted
it will go through a very emotional phase and will likely slash itself and then you may eat it

Tried this, it just sat there resolutely :C

[Toasty_Enginner]

sit on it and in 2-3 weeks it will hatch

[D3ATH]

Bang it with your head.

[DaSord213]

Tried this, it just sat there resolutely :C

You obviously forgot to tell it it was adopted. Make sure you also remind it how it's parents were shot to death in front of it, and that no one will ever love it.

[Sauce]

Put it in the microwave.
Problem solved

[Dnitro]

Put it in the microwave.
Problem solved

but will it blend?

[MaroonCacti]

Ah, didn't think that through properly did i?

i feed my dogs oreos and theyre fine

[fawkes..]

You obviously forgot to tell it it was adopted. Make sure you also remind it how it's parents were shot to death in front of it, and that no one will ever love it.

It gave me the middle finger >:C

Put it in the microwave.
Problem solved

I want to eat it, not for it to be a pile of melted Choco in my microwave

[Skele]

You have to want it to break. Think about it breaking, focus on it. Picture in your mind the most incredible force breaking that chocolate orange for you and it shall happen.