Author Topic: Monty - A dynamic program that learns English from you (Read 11764 times)

Colten · January 02, 2011, 08:38:15 PM

Hes a jerk off. I tried being nice to him and he just kept saying crap like "hello" and when I asked him to stop he started giving me attitude saying he was hurting my feelings and crap. I called him a douche and said bye and he was just like "Yeah"

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Saber15 · January 02, 2011, 09:09:53 PM

user: what do you do when you have no toast
monty: a prostitute

my god what have i done

Healbadbad · January 02, 2011, 09:11:21 PM

This is hilarious. It keeps talking back to me D:
It just shot me and called me a human while it is bragging about being invincible >:|

I really taught it to be an starfish.
Monty: i will rape him
User: no
Monty: Rape you doing?
User: don't
Monty: :3

Kevdude · January 02, 2011, 09:16:29 PM

<User>So how's your house?
<Monty>monday please!
Edit:
<Monty>i want to know about your house, but i want to know about your house?
<User>well my house is a nice size with five bedrooms, 2 and a half bathrooms, and central air
<Monty>monday! i'm in your house, monday. i am a pie in your house?
LATER STILL
<Monty>so how's the kitchen right now
<User>Fine, my wife's in it
<Monty>monday! welcome to my house!

Snaffle J. Bean · January 02, 2011, 09:31:44 PM

I tried naming him monday but he took on my name :o

Kevdude · January 02, 2011, 09:33:04 PM

The word web thingy just flew off the screen

Snaffle J. Bean · January 02, 2011, 09:38:35 PM

Monty's just hopeless.

Kevdude · January 02, 2011, 09:39:28 PM

Quote from: Snaffle J. Bean on January 02, 2011, 09:38:35 PM

-snip-

I nearly shat myself
edit:
<User>you piece of stuff! Care about my wife!
<Monty>what the kitchen right now
<User>yes, take all your clothes off
<Monty>you have a monday? that's unforgivable

Healbadbad · January 02, 2011, 09:46:46 PM

Monty really wants to rape me.

Headcrab Zombie · January 02, 2011, 09:54:04 PM

Wow, this learns almost exactly like how my chatbot does. Makes me want to work on it more.

Space Ninja · January 02, 2011, 09:54:35 PM

"there are cool"
What the fudge

otto-san · January 02, 2011, 09:56:34 PM

It kept telling me I did something or to stop doing something, when I laughed it just said some variation of "lol" or "ben did it" or "the counter resets"

Healbadbad · January 02, 2011, 09:57:27 PM

I taught it to troll too hard. I ragequit.

Oasis · January 02, 2011, 09:58:35 PM

I am teaching it proper english, results in a bit.

otto-san · January 02, 2011, 10:00:49 PM

Quote from: Headcrab Zombie on January 02, 2011, 09:54:04 PM

Wow, this learns almost exactly like how my chatbot does. Makes me want to work on it more.

My chatbot is dumb, how does yours work? I want to know how to improve mine.