Are the toilets really all scary and over developed?
That's the control panel for our toilet. Button for opening and closing seat, dials for heaters, bidet, water-wash, dryer after you used the water wash, and buttons for flushing (literally, large flush and small flush). The actual toilet has a sink built in and has motion sensors so when you walk up to it, the lid automatically opens. After you stand up, the toilet automatically flushes and the lid closes after 15-30 seconds. So, basically, yeah.
Have there been tentacles coming out of the sewers, taking young women?
Naw, I kid. Is all of the animation on TV there anime?
Fortunately, I have yet to see anything tentacle special interest related yet. :D
Mostly. It's all stereotypical Japanese anime except for a few child claymation shows and cartoons from America.
How is the cuisine in Japan?
Amazing. Japanese food tastes absolutely incredible, especially the seafood. Nothing like eating a fish that was caught just hours before it was cooked.
Are the people short?
Pretty much. I'm 170cm (or ~5.6 ft) and taller than a majority of the people here. I think I've only seen one person who was taller than 190cm (~6.2 ft) and was full Japanese.
is everything there kawai and desu?
Depends on where you do and what you do. Arcades, karaoke places, and malls are pretty "kawaii", but other than that, you don't see much of the stereotypical "kawaii" anywhere.
weeabos thinking its really that interesting there lol
Interesting for about a week if you don't know the language and/or don't have any connections with anyone here. After that, you're going to be miserable here.