I was leaning back in my folding chair with my feet resting at the open window. The guy I was working for wanted me to put a bullet that said 'Penetrate THIS' between some guy's eyes because apparently he was cheating. Either the woman was insane or had a lot of money because she wanted me to use the pistol he kept under the bed. I had it loaded in third so I had two bullets to waste before I could actually get the kill. I was staring at the apartment across the street, waiting for him to show up. When he finally decided to drag his ass up the stairs, I looked back at him, the pistol hanging in one hand the other resting on the back of the chair. He noticed the pistol first. "The he- AAAAUUUGH!" was about what he said as he was shot in the leg. He fell, making a very loud thud on the floor. I wasted the second bullet on the lamp above us, dropping some lamp shards down on him. I checked the clip to make sure, and the bullet was ready. Without saying a word, I slid the clip back into the gun and popped him in the face. Now to go back and claim my money, and that other asshat owes me for poisoning that coffee.
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