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Off Topic / Overreacting parents

« on: September 02, 2012, 05:26:39 PM »

Are you one of those unlucky ones who has been cursed with them?
Then this topic is made for you! Tell us about your parents' wworst overreactions and how you deal with them.
My mother overreacts whenever i forgot to do my homework: Im grounded for a week or two. I can't do anything about it because if i try to say something back, she either yells at me, or threatens to ground me for a longer time. Oh, and whenever something bad happens she usualy blames me for it.
How can i live like this? Good question, because i dunno myself either...

/discuss

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Drama / Muddy Waters

« on: September 02, 2012, 12:00:02 PM »

I was going to post to the other topic, but it's locked.
So yeah... Muddy waters has recently turned into a weirdo.
If you've been watching the IRC recently, you know what i mean: he keeps sending rule34 links of a pokemon being raped by 4 other pokemons. Then he decided to start calling me Bellossam (or whatevr the pokemons name is). He got banned from irc for two days and he's permabanned from the forums. If you see him, then get the heck out of there! (especialy if you like MLP)

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Off Topic / Having some trouble with Voicechatting... (SOLVED)

« on: August 31, 2012, 01:39:00 PM »

I have this weird problem with my VCing that has been buggin me and my friends for a while...about a month ago it started...
When i go to VC, while playing any game...my friend can hear the game sounds (this hasn't happened normaly) and after a second or so..the VC sounds get messed up (like start repeating) and my friends have to end the VC. Also for some reason, i can hear my own voice from my headset (yes, when this happened i WAS using headset) and i have tried to check my sound configuration. I found the sound capturing device option, but it only gave me one option: "soundmax digital audio" even though my mic (it's in the headset) is connected to the computer...

Help anyone?

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Off Topic / Randow Windows Messenger Chat

« on: August 31, 2012, 08:12:37 AM »

So this happened like 5 minutes ago:

I was playing minecraft when i got a friend request from some random person on windows live messenger. I accepted it and I get a message from someone named Jenn+girl or something like that...

Here's the whole chat:

Jenn+girl says: Hello

Jkaart says: Hello

Jenn+girl says: Hello to you too

Jkaart says: Umm...do i know you?

Jenn+girl says: Well no but i was thinking we could share our phone numbers and get to know each other.

Jkaart says: Oh...well...sorry but i already have a girlfriend, so no thanks...

Jenn+girl says: lame...no wonder ur single



wut?
/discuss

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Off Topic / Broken bones n stuff

« on: August 20, 2012, 04:14:56 PM »

Ever broke bones or otherwise gotten injured badly IRL?
If so, then tell us about it (How, when, where...?)

Me:
Both legs broken once
Left arm broken once
A tiny cut in my eye and an eyepatch once.
Broke right leg, while skateboarding. Left leg and arm when i slipped on ice. Pirate vision, when my ADHD friend was holding a stick...
/yourturn

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Creativity / VIDEO - Jkaart attempts to get to the failbin

« on: August 16, 2012, 01:26:20 PM »

A short vid i made when i was bored. It's really short and it isn't made in BL. I used RPG maker VX to make this "impossible boss" and edited one of my RPGs.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1x1EC9N1lU&feature=youtu.be

Yes, i know it's not the best of my creations, but i didn't edit it at all or try to make it good.

Rate and comment if you want :)

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Games / Dead Minecraft - A MC adventure map by Jkaart (LOOKING FOR VOICE ACTORS)

« on: August 14, 2012, 11:48:45 AM »

NEWS
I've recently decided that even though written books are kinda handy, there should be a better way to add character dialogue to the map. So, if anyone wants to voice act one of the following characters, you're free to do so. Just post a reply here (you need either skype or steam)

-An arms dealer
-A KGB agent (russian accent)
-A doctor
-An australian tourist (australian accent)
-A security guard (isn't done yet, but will be added to the map later)
-Other? (need ideas for characters)


INFO
This is a WIP adventure map for minecraft, being made by me. This was inspired by the game "Dead Island", where a holiday resort turns into a zombie nightmare. In Dead Minecraft. Things go pretty much the same: You wake up, you can't remember anything, your head hurts, someone is calling for help and zombies are everywhere. Kill dem rotten brainsuckers, save the survivours, do tasks for some nice money and loot, explore the (much smaller) island and find out what exactly is going on on YOUR holiday, in YOUR life and what's crawling up YOUR leg. Okay...so now for some pics (as i said, its WIP so don't expect much.)

DEM PICS


The hotel during night. Probably one of the biggest challenges, as it's full of undead and difficult jumping parts. Also, don't forget to check every corner for hidden loot!


A survivour trapped by a zombie. You need to save him! But how?


An old bunker on the beach. Yes, another very original idea!


Even the camera guy isn't safe nowadays!


One of the hidden parts of the map. You will eventualy find another way to this room (other than cheating :P)


A tent on the beach. You will find a person there, who will pay you money, if you can find him 12 books.

TO DO-LIST
-Hotel: 90% done Finishing
-First Island: 90% done Finishing
-Second Island: 30 % done Starting on jungle
-Jungle: 0% done Starting
-Underground: 0% done Will make after the second island is done
-Other stuff (?)

Thats about it! Rate/comment and feel free to make suggestions.

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Off Topic / Back to school...

« on: August 13, 2012, 03:28:28 PM »

How do you guys feel about going back to school? Good? Bad? Or are you one of the lucky ones, who doesn't have school anymore?
My personal opinion is: It's ok.
Good and bad things:
+Seeing Friends
+Getting homework (if you like school)
-Seeing bullies (if you have any)
-Getting homework (if you hate school)

/discuss

btw. my first day on 9th starts tomorrow...

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Games / Minecraft is scary O_o

« on: August 12, 2012, 05:05:19 PM »

So, me and my girlfriend were playing minecraft survival. Difficulty was hard (im pretty good so i like a little challenge). We found an abandoned mineshaft. I went to a dead end, placed down a furnace, a chest and a crafting bench. Also built a wall, with a wooden door, so now it was a little room. I started hearing zombie sounds, but i ignored them. I noticed some iron at the back  of the room and began mining it. Zombie sounds got closer and i looked out of the door. Me and my GF were talking about stuff and the noises were really close. Then they stopped. We went quiet and started listening....I was just about to say something when:
BANGBANGBANG! The zombie started hitting the door. My GF screamed and i almost fell off my chair (i had my volume pretty high). We managed to kill the zombie, but still it was really scary. After that, we got scared by at least 3 more sneaky creepers. You guys might be thinking: what a wuss. You're right. And my GF gets scared easily so...

/discuss

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Off Topic / What RPG-class would the above guy be?

« on: August 09, 2012, 05:40:49 PM »

/title

What kind of RPG class should the above user be?

EXAMPLE:
OP: blahblahblah
Guy 1: Warrior
Guy 2: Mage
Guy 3: Archer

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Gallery / Jkaart's unnamed TF2 map

« on: August 05, 2012, 09:08:43 AM »

                                   Jkaart's unnamed TF2 map



I decided to take a break from doing racetracks and stuff and built this little map.

The map is designed for 3 slayer gamemodes: TDM, CTF and Territory
It was built entirely by me.

FEATURES
-Class selection rooms
-Evented announcer sounds and mission start (base doors open 30 seconds after the minigame has been reset/started)
-Capture Points
-The map is completely Symmetrical
-Probably gonna add sniper towers later...

PICTURES







QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Q: Can i rate it?
A: Sure, i'll be happy to take any comments, ratings and suggestions

Q: Can i download the save?
A: I dunno...it depends on how many people want it...

Q:When is the server up?
A: Whenever i got the time, i host it!

Q: What are you planning to do next?
A: I'll probably start working on my HL1-DM map pack for BL.

Q: What add-ons did you use in the map?
A: Well, at least the JVS doors, more fences and TF2 capture points, but there is a lot more...


Feel Free to give suggestions, comment and rate!

-Jkaart-

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Off Topic / Creepy people

« on: August 04, 2012, 03:43:58 PM »

Yes! Even outside the US (belive it or not) there is a LOT of creepy people...
Today i had these weird thoughts about two guys...
I was in a burger place when these two hooded guys (about age 17-18) enter.
They started looking at the price list and I wondered why do they have hoodies and jackets on in the middle of a hot sunny day? Then i look in the ceiling and see a camera. For a moment i had the thought: "maybe
those guys wear hoods to prevent the camera from seeing their faces..."
Also, when i saw them outside the burger place, they were talking about stuff...( I probably thought they were planning a robbery)....
So turned out that it was just my mind playing tricks on me and the guys were not robbers.
But geez! There are lots of creepy guys out there.... (my GF actualy was followed by a suspicious looking guy, when she was out walking with her dog. The man followed him all the way to her house.)
So yeah...i get a lot of weird thoughts about people...maybe im just a bit paranoiac...

/discuss anyone?

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Music / Ambience request : Warzones

« on: August 04, 2012, 03:29:13 PM »

Has anyone made these? I mean i found some "battlefield" ambiences, but they weren't very good for me...
What im looking for is the kind of sounds that you hear on a battlefield: Bombs exploding, guns blazing and that kind of stuff. There could be three kinds of warzone ambiences: Medieval (lots of swords clashing, arrows raining, boulders hitting stone walls...), modern (Machine guns, Cannons, Falling Bombs...) and futuristic (lots of laser/plasma -  like sounds).

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Off Topic / Which BL forum person would you like to see in real-life?

« on: August 01, 2012, 05:29:17 PM »

/title

You can list as many as you want!

Lemme start:
-Muddy Waters
-Filipe
-Gravitycat
-SirBlocksalot
-MrMcCakey
-Sheath

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Off Topic / Two people seem to dedicate their lives to troll me 24/7

« on: July 18, 2012, 01:25:02 AM »

So yeah, none of my friends seem to give a s**t about this so i decided to ask you guys...what should i do?
I have these two guys, both on my class, taller and stronger than me...
They seem to troll/bully me every time they can. For example:
just checked out my youtube channel: In one day, all my videos suddenly have exacly 2 dislikes...
They did that on my old channel too...they didn't even watch the vids, just instantly disliked them...
Also the other guy told his friends to dislike my old channel's vids aswell...
Since we are on the same class, i tried to tell my teacher, said he would do something about it...
A few days later my teacher said he discussed with the boys, who said they would stop doing it...
On the next break they started bullying me again...
The last time i heard from them was when one of them asked me to join his hamachi network. He said something like this: "Hey Jkaart, join my hamachi! Network name: Chocolaterain  Password: JkaartisG**!
(had to censor that but i think everyone knows what the word is). That's when i blocked them and removed them from my steam friend list (dunno how they even got there...) So yeah...Since it's summer holiday i won't see them...but school start's in a month...thats when im screwed...

Some info about these guys:
They're steam names are "Salonen" and "Larbbu"

Larbbu seems like a nice guy when he's alone, but when he and salonen are together, he's almost as annoying as him.

Salonen is the big bad one...He seems to enjoy trolling me and teasing me, because i like from games like blockland (Which from his point of view, is a kid's game). Also he bullys me because of my voice (i sound a bit girly) and because im so weak...


Any of you meet him in Minecraft watch out! They might seem nice at start, but then they backstab you and burn your stuff and loot your chests, then they usualy frame me for doing that. That's how it went on my friend Psp's server...Now he has whitelist on it and thankfuly he believed me, instead of a wooden sign with my name on it, at the ruins of Psp's house...


So yeah, thanks if you bothered reading all this...i really felt like i needed to get that out...
If you can help me solve this problem, then i would be thankful...

-Jkaart-

EDIT: got their steam profiles here:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044356440 <--- salonen

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198029868931 <--- larbbu

Also the other guy told his friends to dislike my old channel's vids aswell...
I withnessed this with my very own eyes...We were on an IT class when it happened...They were like 2 meters away from me and i heard everything they said...