Shower routines

[Valen]

Step in the shower
close the curtains
turn on water
take off clothes
sit down
adjust temperature
fap
shampoo hair
wash face
wash body
rinse
sit for a few minutes
dry off
get out of shower

go eat breakfast
put in contacts
brush teeth
put on deodorant
put on clothes


then at night I usually take another quick shower.

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

go eat breakfast

...

put on clothes

lol?

[Spockticus]

Take off clothes
Enter shower
Turn on water
Slip and die
Eat Breakfast

[Kalphiter]

Take off clothes
Enter shower
Turn on water
Slip and die sleep
Wake-up dead

[Unwritten Calender]

Get in shower
Put on soap, clean myself with it
Put in shampoo
Let it sit
Wash shampoo out while getting it in my hair
get out of shower
dry off
play with my ting ting
turn on shower

[Ladios]

clothes off
Turn on water for like a minute waiting for it to get hot then switch to the shower part.
Soap and such
Shampoo and such
Conditioner and such (when we have it)
Turn off shower
towel and such
underwear on and dash to my bedroom where I change into my comfy clothes (shorts and either a weird workout tanktop thing or a button down shirt.)

[XRobo]

Get in shower
Turn water on
Burn my testicles
Turn water a little bit down
Slip and eat rubber duck
Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap
Get out of shower
Slip and die
Go to school in a casket.

[Makingblah]

fap, but not cum
get in shower
clean
turn off shower and fap till i cum

[Bones4]

hurr

[Inv3rted]

fap, but not cum

What's the point then?

[sir dooble]

What's the point then?

turn off shower and fap till i cum

He's saving for the Finale.

Turn on shower, not paying attention to temperature.
Naked myself up.
Jump into shower.
Scold myself with the hot water, that I didn't know was so hot.
Jump out of the shower.
Slowly creep back into shower.
Apply shower gel to hands, and then to the body.
Rub.
Rub.
Rinse.
Rub.
Apply Shampoo to hands, and then to hair, and finally to eyes.
Lather it up.
Lather up my hair.
Rinse and repeat the shampooing process.
Exit shower.
Dry off with towel.
Head to the bedroom, for a fresh pare of clothes.
Done.

[Inv3rted]

There's no point of fapping and not ejaculating, no matter what.

[Big Brother]

9. Use the toilet
10. Apply my smell good stuff

Also,

Fap
Fap

You don't know the meaning,

fap, but not cum
turn off shower and fap till i cum

You're a cigarette

[Sins]

...Get naked...
get in turn the water on let it get steaming hot stand their for ten mins,
shampoo my hair and, rinse it out,then brush my teeth.(yes i do that while im in the shower, sucks when you accidently spit on your naughty bits)

 turn the water to a cooler temp, stand there for five mins,

start scrubbing myself raw with body wash and a washing cloth,
make the water a little cooler,
stand there another five mins.
 Turns the water off get dry.

lol pervert

[Visage]

I stand for 30 minutes running through "what if" scenarios like what if today I learned how to freeze time (which would lead to me planning lots of rapes). Then I snap out of it and go OH stuff and accidentally use soap in my hair and shampoo on my body in a rush to finish.