Author Topic: I have devised the ultimate torture method for gamers.  (Read 2502 times)

Electric floors.
and...
the couch cushions soaked in
glue
Boiling hot water

Cord cannot be elongated or unplugged?
Grab the controller and pull it towards yourself, suspending yourself above the nails. Only strong motherforgeters will be able to do it.
Also, throw your clothes on the floor for extra protection.

worth it completely assuming binding of isaac remake is on it

>Leave house
>Go to friend's house
>Play Xbox there


what do I win

yeah but how long can you last?
That's actually not all that uncomfortable. You could probably last 15 minutes pretty easily.

Ban them from Steam so much that they can only launch Steam, and Steam is the only program on the computer besides the default ones. That, is how you torture someone.