ok so like
like first i'm being completely nonsarcastic when i say that i thought this was the absolute best thing that could have possibly come from this whole drama thing but still have to know, can someone explain to me the like trio of guys who dropped in on the randomizer server to tell me im a badmin
like some guy named MC block-o and another guy named notorious BRICK showed up (which are awesome names, good job)
like they showed up and were like YO HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS and i was like 'what news' and one goes THE NEWS and i go 'the tezuni thing or the bim thing' and he goes I DUNNO, THAT and i go 'are you asking me about the news or are you telling me the news' and he goes IM ASKING and i go 'ok so' and i quickly relate that theres controversy over whether or not i should have banned tez the instant he showed up or whether i should have waited for him to do some dumb thing and he goes
YOU KNOW WHAT THAAAAT MEEEEEANS
and the server collectively goes 'no' or 'what' or 'who'
and they start rapping
'WILL THE REAL BAD-MIN PLEASE STAND UP'
and like i mute him instantly cause my first reaction is theres obviously nothing anyone is going to gain from this until i realize they have a script - like, lyrics- written and the notorious brick starts going on his line and i instantly mute him too before thinking 'wait, what the forget'
'this is the greatest thing ever, what is happening'
and instantly unmute both of them and just let them continue and it turns out they either had only the first two lines of the song written (which is also hilarious in a completely different way) or me muting them broke their macros and they were bots and the server instantly switches from 'ferghuson ferghuson ferghuson, ferghuson ferghuson' to 'wait, that was the most stylish thing i've ever seen.' and like the entire server starts trying to get them to continue and some people are like 'you know they should probably be muted because technically they are just continuing a ridiculous conflict' and theres another faction like 'nO, NO, THIS IS THE SICKEST THING IMAGINABLE LET EM KEEP GOING' and the server is like chanting their forgetin names n stuff and notorious block leaves and comes back under another name and starts the song again before realizing his partner has also left, but hasn't returned, so the second lyric just hangs for like a minute before hes like 'no but for real you shoulda waited before bannin him though' and just drops the mic and disconnects on the spot
like WHAT
WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS ANY OF THAT
was that something? like was that a deliberate play, like did someone send em to send a message? was it tez? was it just some guys who don't like me and wrote a song about how much they don't like me within the space of a day? were they like just wandering troubadours who had the song written but hadn't had a chance to use it before this conflict started, and swooped in like sick OG vultures and just swapped out all the proper nouns? were they wandering troubadours who had the song written but hadn't had a chance to use it and just happened to show up to a server in the middle of a conflict that they didnt know about?
like it registers to me- and this is almost certainly paranoia but if it's not that's hysterical and amazing and i love that this is the current environment cause it's so forgetin goofy oh my god- like tez has got this group of like, goons, that he sends to servers he doesn't like. but not like, like national socialist death squad 'rrrr we the bads fear us we'll murder your stuffs' goons as much as they are like dragon ball- not dragon ball Z, but like the original dragon ball where goku's like 6 and bulma turned into a carrot or something that one time- goons where they're just guys with some ridiculous gimmick who are like WE ARE TENACIOUS B AND WE WILL DESTROY YOU, BUSHIDO, IN THE HONOR OF LORD TEZUNI AND THE TEZ RIBBON ARMY WITH OUR AMAZING RAP MUSIC
like THATS THE BEST
IF YOURE DOING THAT KEEP DOING THAT
ARE YOU DOING THAT? WHO IS DOING THAT
