I will do this in a narrative form.
[enter Netwars4]
And so, he brushed his teeth, twice.
Once without toothpaste, so he could get the junk from dinner out.
Second with toothpaste, and then rinse with Listerine.
Then he turns on the shower.
After this he takes a piss.
With much patience and time, the shower begins to heat up, and so does he.
He takes off his pants precarious- No.
All he does is just get in the shower, fully clothed.
He then takes off his clothes in the shower, and then hangs them on the door so nobody can see his genitalia.
Then he wets his face, and applies acne soap that is actually meant for his sister, but she never uses it. So he does. Yippee.
Then he applies some soap.
After that he washes his face.
He gets out of the shower...
..dries off...
and watches research, then sleeps.
Completely accurate.