You're not worth enough to me
Well, now I'm just offended. I bet you also joke about Ebola.
Seriously though, I've been ignoring your questions because I cannot take you seriously, Rally. You have this angry attitude about you, and every post of yours in this thread is super serious.
I want to like you, but you keep acting like somebody stuck an entire shovel up your arse.
I really do believe that, regardless of what you're trying to say, you're acting far too aggressive. Just calm down and let's start from scratch.
Can you please explain, in nice, simple terms, why you dislike birthday threads being posted?