We all know China is the most powerful country in the world
My city is doing its fireworks today
Wh-what the f-f-forget g-gay stuff is th-th-this
Basically my city is older and it sits right next to a very new posh and rich city. So naturally when it comes to dates that holidays get celebrated the new posh city gets the actual date and we get a day before or a day after.
th-that's g-g-g-gay.