Author Topic: Rollin' Those Dice - a adventure about luckmanship  (Read 5459 times)


GUYS I AM SOOO SORRY I FORGOT FORGIVE ME ;~;


There appears to be no sign of intelligent life. Excluding you guys.


Locke Thanatos rolled a 3.
You shout this as loud as you can. Didn't do much, but it sounded cool. To you.


Phoenix Wright rolled a 4.
You look around the room and find...
The roll for loot was a 6.
A Wild As Hell Eternally Burning Confetti Exploding Titanium Sword!
Effects:
On hit, brings Wildfire onto the victim. Cannot spread to you or allies. Can however spread to tamed monsters.
On hit, confetti will randomly burst out of nowhere. It's pretty loving cool.
This sword is strong as hell! Deals 50% more damage than your base damage combined with strength!

Melee weapon.



Flat Flyer rolled a 1.
YOU HAVE NO STYLE
YOU HAVE NO GRACE
YOU GUYS
ARE A loving DISGRACE

Wow. That actually kinda hurt. Kinda lowers your self esteem. Party's damage reduced by -10%.


You enter the next room.
In the room, 2 doors appear. One made of metal, rusty, and bloody, and another made of shiny gold.
I'm guessing you know what to pick.

The Skeleton's Enraged effect has worn off.

[Status]
[Heroes]

Talia: 500/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
Aran Ryan: 500/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
Locke Thanatos: 499/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
monday: 500/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
Alessandro Volta: 495/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
Flat Flyer: 500/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
}]Crazy[{: 500/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]
Phoenix Wright: 500/500 HP [Status Effect: Hurt Feelings ;(] [Revives left: 3]

[Tamed Monsters]
Very Spooky Skeleton: 100/100 HP [Status Effect: N/A]

Dismantle Shiny golden door before going through it and use video game logic to store it in pocket

then sell it to a merchant if we ever find one

If Shadowgate has taught me anything, it's that you have to take both paths either way. But the good condition won't kill you in your current state. Gold shiny door.

Open the rusty bloody door because forget you I have boxing gloves

is this a trick

>Bust metal door open

Wait, don't bust it down yet guys. Which door is on which side of the room?

make everyone feel good bout  themselves, and give morale boost


Roll a will-save to stop being emotional.

ooc locke is the best locke tho



Roll to have OP update
Closest thing I have is a magic 8 ball.
"YES"

Obviously the magic 8 ball is a goddamn liar.