Earth 5.0 - Welcome to Terra (discussion)

[*FacePalm*]

Terran paranoia has ceased as people have now adopters a fear of small sharp objects.
A passenger said today, "what if my hairbrush gets the idea the kill me and flies across the room? Think of the children!"

I have the same fear that a poultergiest will fling a pencil across the room and stab someone .-.
I dunno why.

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[battlebrain]

The Federation prepares the military and offers Tharsha combat aid.

[Thar]

The Federation prepares the military and offers Tharsha combat aid.

K Tharsha's cruisers will carpet the place in orbital bombardment. After the first few months (1 IRL day) our shuttles carrying roughly 5000 troops will land and begin the extermina- err liberation. But yes air support and military hardware would be nice.

[battlebrain]

I guess we could send 5,000 troops along with 3 Challenger 2 tank battalions?

[Thar]

I guess we could send 5,000 troops along with 3 Challenger 2 tank battalions?

Sounds good to me. We'll even turn what's left of the land over to your alliance.

Tharsha soldiers begin preparing for war. Meanwhile two cruisers pelt the landscape from orbit. The are using kinetic railgun weapons that can take out roughly a city block. The commissars were seen in their house of legislation making sound effects as the watched the cannons fire. As one commissar artistically put it, "PEW PEW BOOM MOTHERforgetERS SUCK IT!"

[HelplessNobb88]

Tharsha's shuttle to Nivug was shot down killing everyone on board. Tharsha has declared war on Nivug and we urge the international community to keep those lost in the shuttle in your prayers. Tharsha's two cruisers and remaining 14 shuttles are being prepared for combat as well as the mothership.

What the forget is Nivug.

[*FacePalm*]

GT NEWS

•Due to rough contact between the GT colony and Cadeltau, they are divided into two regions:
-KBT Union (Kabutan)
-GT Union (Cadelatian)
The GT union decides to host Millitary events, while KBT Union decides to hold civilization.

[HelplessNobb88]

Due to tensions in space both of Fockewolfe's space stations have been placed on yellow alert. Any vessels who do not respond to a hailing and two warnings will be fired upon. Patrols by three fighters are regularly posted.

Also Fockewolfe's F.W.S.F general has offered to provide 6 Hydra fighters for escort to the Tharshan ships.

[battlebrain]

The GT union decides to host Millitary events, while KBT Union decides to hold civilization.

Stop stealing our ideas!!

[*FacePalm*]

Stop stealing our ideas!!

hnng wat

[battlebrain]

hnng wat

Lol, you suck at faking things

[*FacePalm*]

Lol, you suck at faking things

What are you talking about

I don't read the old posts too much because they're unimportant most of the time, and I came up with the division while on the turlet.

[battlebrain]

COTTA Broadcast
The president of The Federation proposes a 3-day ordeal that shows off our military and civilian technology. This show will be on the Northern island (COTTA HQ) and will consist of.

The Military presentation

1. A song for each country representing them (chosen)
2. A show of ground capabilities (infantry and such)
3. A show of armor capabilities (Tanks, IFVs, etc.)
4. A show of air capabilities (aircraft and rotor-craft)
5. A show of military SF (this will consist of your highest rated SF teams and technology.)
And the civilian presentation

1. The country's national anthem
2. Automobiles
3. Civilian aircraft
4. Technology

[*FacePalm*]

huh what

i dont get it

Explain pleeaz :/

[HelplessNobb88]

huh what

i dont get it

Explain pleeaz :/

Its only for COTTA members dumbass.