I sneeze like a goof.

[Hansome duded]

Does anybody else sneeze like a handicap? Every time I do, I make some weird unneeded noise. I sound like a horse getting penetrated.

[Ad Bot]

[Hansome duded]

I knew "op is cigarette" was getting a vote first.

-also reserved for handicapped sneezers.-

[Theepicman]

My sneeze sounds like the typical Aaa-choo.

[Bacon Pancakes]

im a non handicapped sneezer B)

[Sideswipe]

My friend Reilly makes a squeak when he sneezes.

[Doom Mantis]

I scream like when Windows was getting eaten by The Thing when I sneeze.
In other words, I unleash a blood curdling scream when I sneeze.

[cowman]

My sneezes like Hiroshima.

[Doom Mantis]

My sneezes like Hiroshima.

rip nasal cavity

[ghost_man]

My sneeze is like a really strong "Chuh"