Well, this may be the gayest thing that could ever happen, but I stood up after sitting for a long time watching some wonders of the world bullice cream on National Geographic and felt light headed and dizzy and just straight up fainted. Of course my big ass kitchin table leg is right where my head lands, so I get like... knocked out I dunno. So blah blah hospital and bad cut in the back so staple.
Long. :[
EDIT: Sorry if that sounded like a paper staple was somehow in the back of my head. Not the case.