It's round two in the fight club. Kochiboy makes his first appearance. Kochiboy, being dragged by his Hambeast ex girlfriend by chain and collar, climbs on stage, prancing on all fours. He lets out a few barks to show that he means business. Mcjob makes his entrance into the ring and rips off his crocodile skin jacket to reveal his large tattoo of the Australian flag on his back. He flexes his abnormally large biceps, and downs a 2 liter mug of Fosters Beer. The crowd goes absolutely wild. The bell rings. Kochiboy goes in for the first attack. He lunges at Mcjob, paws in air, scratching mcjob leaving a nasty mark on his chest. "Snuggle wiff me daddy Job ;3 " he says. McJob is fuming with rage. Kochiboy knows it's McJobs turn to attack, and tries to dash in the other direction, but McJob grabs Kochiboy by his tail, ripping out his butt plug. Kochiboy lays on the ground with his ripe ass puckered in air. McJob looks at his left boot, then looks at the crater of Kochiboys back door where the buttplug was. McJob goes in for the Down Under Dunny Destroyer. He does a full vertical 360, pulling out a life sized taxidermied sting ray. The heavens open up and Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter looks down at McJob and sheds a tear. McJob sticks the stingray, tail first, into Kochiboys ass. Completing his 360 vertical flip, McJob sticks out his boot and finishes off plugging in Kochiboys ripe brown town cavity with the sting ray with a swift kick. Kochiboy howls like a midnight full moon. His body hits the ground. McJob Wins.
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