GOD DAMP WHY YOU DO THIS OK I EXPLAIN NOW
warning: huge pageload. worth the wait my brother
it was 7PM, 30 minutes after my bedtime. I was hosting MOTE mansion coop for anyone who wanted to have a nice god damn treasure hunt:
damp my only interweb friend, joins with a hello
he seemed to be wanting to be left alone, so I went about my business. searching chests was very entertaining
but suddenly, I smelled smoke from upstairs, so i rushed as fast as I could to see what was going on
what I saw was probably one of the most shocking things of my life
I shouted at him and asked what insane thing was he was doing, he replied this
after the second he said that, he hit me and ran out the door
I chased him out, only to find this on the front porch. what i am about to show you, i must warn, is very disturbing
I would spend 5 minutes trying to recollect what just happened to my mansion and what did scar do
I did not see scar for the next 30 minutes.
but then everything changed
It was nighttime (I set the environment like that). I heard creaking on the roof
then I saw him.
I nervously manged to ask why is he up there
he said
it all made sense now.
but before I could think, he lunged at me, knocking me out
I woke up in a cell, his cold white mustache staring at me
then he explained why he did all this:
why did damp steal my server?
why did he leave the bloody skull?
why did he light the bathtub?
why is he selling this property to a chicago timeshare?
all damp is is a server fool! he should be beheaded in front of the betel!
