Author Topic: Olympic Committee to drop wrestling from Olympics in favor of golf  (Read 2355 times)

Getting rid of wrestling but keeping racewalking...

Getting rid of wrestling but keeping racewalking...
Olympic racewalking is pusillanimous individualstuff. It should be required that participants keep a normal walking posture rather than taking one akin to a Chinese woman with crippled feet!

They should make some sort of sport where you ride a grizzly bears and play lacross.

Why do all of you want to watch sweaty shirtless men crawl all over each other anyways?
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 11:13:11 PM by Nonnel »

Get angry about something essentially pointless and then forget about it a week later

Why do all of you want to watch sweaty shirtless men crawl all over each other anyways?
Who wants to watch old people drive carts around and have a caddy carry their bags around?

Who wants to watch old people drive carts around and have a caddy carry their bags around?
haha
someone doesn't know professional golf

The cart driving is the awesome part, forget you guys >:(
Everything else is pretty boring though.



Needs more Olympic Parkour and Gaming.

Who wants to watch old people drive carts around and have a caddy carry their bags around?
It's better than sweaty, shirtless men crawling on each other and trying to pin the other down.

haha
someone doesn't know professional golf

Professional golf is just as bad.

Olympic Parkour
Dear lord, that would be absolutely amazing to see.


Get angry about something essentially pointless and then forget about it a week later
Until the 2020 Summer Olympics roll around

It's better than sweaty, shirtless men crawling on each other and trying to pin the other down.
Golf is hitting a ball with a stick and tying to get it into a hole, wrestling is trying to pin someone down. Pinning someone down is a useful skill, hitting a ball into a hole isn't.

Sport
noun
1. an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment

physical exertion is needed to play golf
you compete against others in golf
therefore golf is a sport
5. Gaming for money as in racing, hunting, fishing.

Therefore, Golf is a sport. (Simplified version)