Wish Granted, but...

[danisaac5]

wish granted, but you fail terribly, crawl under a rock and die

I wish for eternal elderlyness.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted but you die of a stray bullet.

I wish to break a wall.
inb4ibreakthe4thone

[Man 2]

Granted, but it's not your wall and you're charged with property damage.

I wish I could sleeeeeeeeeeeep.

[Isaac Fox]

Granted, but you emptied your tube in bed and it knocked your mom up.

I wish for a large fries from Wendy's.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Granted, but it has zombie in it and you start the apocalypse

I wish I had 1337

[Mega-Bear]

Granted but you're still a scrub.

I wish I had some Coke.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Granted, but you OD and die

I wish I had some 1337

[blobo]

wish granted but you died in a tragic explosion.

i wish to have an ion cannon so i can aim it at my face.

[24 is cool]

wish granted but its to long so you can't shoot yourself.

I wish i could beat everyone at tic-tac-toe

[BlockoCrafter]

Wish granted, but you have to be X's. [True fact!]

I wish that people would shut up about children's shows and grow up.

[Boston Terrier]

Granted, but some grow down.

I wish I could see clearly now.

[e-maxx]

Granted, but some grow down.

I wish I could see clearly now.

wish granted but the claratin (?) doesn't work

[Bomb Kirby]

Wish granted, but... You didn't wish for anything

I wish the Melee losers were in SSB4.


Melee losers - Mewtwo, Roy, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Pichu

[Eluxsam]

Granted, But they are only trophies.

I wish I had SSB4 right now.

[Bomb Kirby]

Granted, but it's just the original with a 4 painted by the logo


I wish the melee losers weren't trophies