PROOF:
the future is not as bright as you may have thought, for example it is night time outside right now and I can't see a single thing and I don't know about you but that's not very bright
there is many things I have to tell you about but there is just no time
to start off, a few things have happened:
- the year has changed to 2016
- 9 minutes have passed since then
- I am no longer gay
- the year has changed to 2016
I hope I can warn you all before it's too late to prepare 5-8 hours in advance, you are our last hope, thank you