Hey guys I am from the civil war
Pfft. I'm from the American Revolution.
Hah, newbies, I was the big bang!
Brother?!BROOOTTTHHHEEERRR!!!
Edit: Hey, peej what is it like being the universe?
Everybody called me fat
No wait, guys I was from the year 1!!I AM AS OLD AS THE EARHTno wait i AM OLDER
Ughh...I'll tell andromada to stop picking on you...
that'd be nice ;-;