THE BROKEN BRIGADE - Ded

[jonnyman5656]

>Stanley: Kill the slime on the right, to death. With a axe.

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[tber123]

>Redshirt Charlie: "Slimes are too....cliche? No, thats not the word. Predictible? Uh... Someone help me describe the slimes. Its like they are to be expected, but in a way that..... Uh....."

[firestorm]

Oi, am I allowed to drop in, being I'm an ninja in all, or do you have a plan?

[jarelash]

Oi, am I allowed to drop in, being I'm an ninja in all, or do you have a plan?

You'll drop in soon... Like... Very soon.

I'll be updating tomorrow, because Im currently away from home.

[kidplasma]

You'll drop in soon... Like... Very soon.

I'll be updating tomorrow, because Im currently away from home.

Based on the map, I think I know when I'll pop in.

[jarelash]

Based on the map, I think I know when I'll pop in.

Do you now?

The group proceeds to assault the slimes.

Slime 1: I do say Charlie, what a bunch of bloody brutes!
Slime 2: My goodness you're right Brian. Let us find a more peaceful place to discuss about politics.
Slime 1: I say! That's a splendid idea!

...
Redshirt Charlie: Um.

[tber123]

>Redshirt Charlie:Continue chasing after the slimes and shooting them. I need all the experience I can get with killing things. I don't care how innocent they are, a kill is a kill.

[jonnyman5656]

>Stanley Smith: open the chest and take the loot.

[jarelash]

Stanley searches the chest and...

A SHICHIRO WAS FOUND!


Sichiro:  Yo. Don't ask why I was in the chest.
Redshirt Charlie: Why were you in that chest?
Sichiro: Goddamn it. Well, let's just say people didn't like me and they wanted to get rid of me.
Redshirt Charlie: So they locked you in a chest and dumped you here?
Sichiro: Ehh.... Maybe..... Anyway, I got nothing better to do so might as well hang around with you.

Shichiro joins the group equipped with a slim blade (+2 to attack)

[tber123]

>Redshirt Charlie: Ignore Sichiro and attempt to chase after the slimes. Redshirt Charlie needs all the practice he can get with this bow, as he has never used one before.

[Cybertails1998]

>Anita: Random ninjas hiding in chests technically count as "loot", right? Wield the guy like a zweihander and go further into the forest.

[firestorm]

>Sichiro: Ey. Put me down, I'm not no goddamn sword.
Also I love that you made my char talk how I do IRL. *tear*

[Snaked_Snake]

Also my character doesnt talk to people a lot.

[tber123]

Redshirt Charlie's bloodlust compels him to chase after the slimes and murder them.

[firestorm]

>Follows Redshirt dude.