Mate. Let's have a real serious chat right now.
Last I checked, you're Australian. I could be wrong about that, but if you are, you're an elite breed. Us Aussies have to stick together and forget the yanks up. You posting a lot of crappy topics like this isn't helping your forum rep any, and very soon people are going to assume the rest of us are low-tier stuffposters.
Please stop making topics. I beg you. Sit down, have a good can of Carlton Draught, turn on Triple-J and just relax. You'll be better for it.
Here's my .gif, btw: