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Forum Games / Re: Diplomacy - Winter 1905 - BETRAYAL!
« on: June 06, 2017, 10:30:51 PM »
(Cackles in French)
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WHA T THE forget ARE YOU DOING FRANCE
YOU BLOODY LOUD MOUTHED BAGUETTE-BASTING FROG BASTARDS NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO JUST forget OFF AND LET THE GERMANIC (or italian/russian) CULTURES WIN.
FIRST YOU TOSSERS RENAME KARL DER GROSSE POST-MORTEM, THEN YOU INEVITABLY GET forgetED BY VIKINGS AND WHAT DO YOU DODGY PILLOCKS DO? YOU SURRENDER AND MAKE THEM YOUR VASSALS. THEN THEY INEVITABLY forget OFF ELSEWHERE BECAUSE FRANCE IS stuff AND THEY END UP SPREADING YOUR CANCEROUS LANGUAGE TO BRITANNIA! THANKS FOR loving OUR GRAMMAR, YOU GALLIC CUNTS!
I HOPE GERMANY, ITALY, RUSSIA, AUSTRIA, AND EVEN THE TURKS ALL AGREE THAT YOU'RE JUST THE SCUM OF EUROPE. RAISE YOUR WHITE FLAG AGAIN, YOU GLUTTONOUS CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS! SEE IF I GIVE A TOSS!
YOU UPHILL GARDENING, BARMY, DAFT, MINGE SNIFFING, PLUG-UGLY, SYCOPHANT GANNETS HAVE REALLY LOST THE PLOT NOW! TELLIN' BRITTANIER TA forget OFF... WHO DO YOU SODS THINK YOU ARE?
(DENOUNCING!)