T0xic's Truancy

[mr. pedophile]

Can I help with the raping

[Ad Bot]

[Kingdaro]

oh stuff son

brb calling the military

[Tango²]

Can I help with the raping

no

[Thar]

Tango, I am here to negotiate for Toxic's release... JUST STAY CALLLM

I am willing to offer a MtnDew and a small lent ball. Feel free to counteroffer

Can I help with the raping

Says mr. child enthusiast

[Tango²]

Tango, I am here to negotiate for Toxic's release... JUST STAY CALLLM

I am willing to offer a MtnDew and a small lent ball. Feel free to counteroffer

someone even cuter....which is impossible....HA

[Alyx Vance]

Wrong, I will give you the person in Frontrox's avatar.

[mr. pedophile]

no

I'm a professional

[Tango²]

I'm a professional

so am i...i have experience you know...

[Thar]

someone even cuter....which is impossible....HA

Ok... ok then! I can still recover this!

UMM UMM ok I shall comply with the terms of the original offer! and I'll grant you impunity for the brutal torture/murder of a person of your choosing (one soul for another? :)

[Tango²]

Ok... ok then! I can still recover this!

UMM UMM ok I shall comply with the terms of the original offer! and I'll grant you impunity for the brutal torture/murder of a person of your choosing (one soul for another? :)

no...let me keep toxic, plus the $5,000,000 and we have a deal

[DJ Dash3r]

Rest in pieces little man.

[Christopher P.]

oh no

*Gives Tango² $5,000,000 USD.

[Thar]

no...let me keep toxic, plus the $5,000,000 and we have a deal

Deal!

Its ok everyone! Your expert negotiator has settled the matter and all is well again

*Begins writing bigass check*

[Sat]

oh no

*Gives Tango² $5,000,000 USD.

*its actually counterfeit*

[Christopher P.]

*its actually counterfeit*

*Gives Tango² NON COUNTERFEIT $5,000,000 USD.