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Off Topic / Got in a fight today
« on: October 27, 2011, 03:11:03 PM »
with this cigarettehe ran away and i left bruises all over his face, he was nearly in tears
yehhh
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with this cigarettehe ran away and i left bruises all over his face, he was nearly in tears
yehhh
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Off Topic / Xbox Live Accounts
« on: October 25, 2011, 05:38:18 PM »
Anyone got any extra accounts
like if you havent made more than 5 or something they get a free trial gold for a month or whatever
i need one made
like if you havent made more than 5 or something they get a free trial gold for a month or whatever
i need one made
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Off Topic / The Movie Thread
« on: October 21, 2011, 06:23:13 PM »
Post good movies everyone should watch sometime in their life. I'll add to the list what y'all put. If a new category is needed tell me.
Classic Movies:
The Apple Dumpling Gang
King Kong
Godzilla
Transformers
StarWars
Forrest Gump
2001: A Space Odyssey
Funny Movies:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Zombieland
Growing Op
BASEketball
Action Movies:
Transformers Entire movie: boom kaplow lovey girl boom kaplow pasploosh bam hints of a sequal boom
Star Trek
Memphis Belle
Battle of Britain
Source Code
Moneyball
Aliens
Scary Movies:
Alien
Terrible Movies (But must be seen anyway):
Frozen
127 Hours
Paranormal Activity (Only falls under "Scary" if you're under the age of 7)
Potentially Amazing Movies:
A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
Zombieland 2
Classic Movies:
The Apple Dumpling Gang
King Kong
Godzilla
Transformers
StarWars
Forrest Gump
2001: A Space Odyssey
Funny Movies:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Zombieland
Growing Op
BASEketball
Action Movies:
Transformers Entire movie: boom kaplow lovey girl boom kaplow pasploosh bam hints of a sequal boom
Star Trek
Memphis Belle
Battle of Britain
Source Code
Moneyball
Aliens
Scary Movies:
Alien
Terrible Movies (But must be seen anyway):
Frozen
127 Hours
Paranormal Activity (Only falls under "Scary" if you're under the age of 7)
Potentially Amazing Movies:
A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
Zombieland 2
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Off Topic / Classic story from when i was a kid
« on: October 06, 2011, 05:13:36 PM »
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
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Off Topic / really sick
« on: October 02, 2011, 10:32:56 AM »
Hurts when my heart beats, hurts to inhale, shoulder cramps, fatigue, eyes watering, temp of 102.8, sore throat, and a headache
somebody give me a loving morphine
somebody give me a loving morphine
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Off Topic / Took a further inspection on how easy my life will be
« on: September 29, 2011, 09:25:48 PM »
http://www.us-army-info.com/pages/ranks.html
This year I'm currently busting my ass with my grades trying to skip 9th grade next year to shorten my time in highschool, maybe skip 11th too if i can keep it up
In Highschool I'm going to join to jrtc so as soon as im out ill join the army as an E-4
With this I'll be making a monthly pay of an average of $1663 per month at 17 years old.
kickass.
So if i bust my ass for a while after that, if i keep my stuff straight I'll be a captain in now time, which is like 3000 a month
id be making 120k a year, my kids will have school for loving free, and I'm going to keep this on until im about 35 then im going to retire.
And with all the government checks and stuff, id be making more while retired than the average person thats working.
So as you all knew me before, im starting fresh. I'm going to keep my mind souly on school and stuff. All the drugs ive been doing before, im getting rid of. I got a big talk by my landlord and a few cops over something today. So as I still have a perfectly clean record. I'm going to keep it that way.
After like 10 years of this ill only have 10 more to go, which in all reality is actually really short, so lets say, 15 years of it, and im atleast a colonel. 6k dollars a month.
I'll be making that much money with someone polishing my shoes while im sitting behind a desk while doing my work.
Oh yeah, the army also basically has their own store on base. My neighbor is like loving 70 and did this. he can get a gallon of milk there for a dollar cause he has his army id cause hes retired.
I'm also joining the army's band. aka the last people, literally, last, to be sent to war.
So for the next 4 years, I'm going to be behind books and stuff. Once i retire, I'll pick up on a hobby, most likely something with computers while the government kisses my ass.
This year I'm currently busting my ass with my grades trying to skip 9th grade next year to shorten my time in highschool, maybe skip 11th too if i can keep it up
In Highschool I'm going to join to jrtc so as soon as im out ill join the army as an E-4
With this I'll be making a monthly pay of an average of $1663 per month at 17 years old.
kickass.
So if i bust my ass for a while after that, if i keep my stuff straight I'll be a captain in now time, which is like 3000 a month
id be making 120k a year, my kids will have school for loving free, and I'm going to keep this on until im about 35 then im going to retire.
And with all the government checks and stuff, id be making more while retired than the average person thats working.
So as you all knew me before, im starting fresh. I'm going to keep my mind souly on school and stuff. All the drugs ive been doing before, im getting rid of. I got a big talk by my landlord and a few cops over something today. So as I still have a perfectly clean record. I'm going to keep it that way.
After like 10 years of this ill only have 10 more to go, which in all reality is actually really short, so lets say, 15 years of it, and im atleast a colonel. 6k dollars a month.
I'll be making that much money with someone polishing my shoes while im sitting behind a desk while doing my work.
Oh yeah, the army also basically has their own store on base. My neighbor is like loving 70 and did this. he can get a gallon of milk there for a dollar cause he has his army id cause hes retired.
I'm also joining the army's band. aka the last people, literally, last, to be sent to war.
So for the next 4 years, I'm going to be behind books and stuff. Once i retire, I'll pick up on a hobby, most likely something with computers while the government kisses my ass.
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Off Topic / I was playing around with the sherrif departments site
« on: September 26, 2011, 07:21:31 PM »
under the link for it on google i saw some inmate info stuff
i never actually seen my dad before cause my mom kept me away from him but now i found some log of him on it
http://74.246.209.6:9000/InmateInformation/SearchServlet_NoPool?opcode=photoinfo&lname=richardERSON&fname=DAVID&inmateno=1641&inhistory=Y
i never actually seen my dad before cause my mom kept me away from him but now i found some log of him on it
http://74.246.209.6:9000/InmateInformation/SearchServlet_NoPool?opcode=photoinfo&lname=richardERSON&fname=DAVID&inmateno=1641&inhistory=Y
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Off Topic / Think of a monday
« on: September 26, 2011, 07:01:50 PM »
He is now giving you a lewinsky
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Off Topic / Sitting in cafeteria doing cafeteria things AND SUDDENLY
« on: September 21, 2011, 06:10:01 PM »
asdf
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Off Topic / Did verizon get cheaper?
« on: September 18, 2011, 09:39:21 PM »
http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/plans/?page=nationwide
so according to this;
i can get a fancy smartphone with unlimited texting and a 2gb data plan for only 50 bucks a month.
right?
or am i still missing a catch
so according to this;
i can get a fancy smartphone with unlimited texting and a 2gb data plan for only 50 bucks a month.
right?
or am i still missing a catch
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Off Topic / Hey.. its me... getting knocked the forget out
« on: September 11, 2011, 10:39:19 PM »
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=232784273436263
Result:
Knocked the forget out
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=232780516769972
result:
fatass knocking me down and grabbing my shirt, couldnt get him off me
Result:
Knocked the forget out
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=232780516769972
result:
fatass knocking me down and grabbing my shirt, couldnt get him off me
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Off Topic / Mountains hurt
« on: September 11, 2011, 12:58:53 AM »
Me and my buddy walked up a mountain, we wanted to get to the bluff fast so we ditched our bikes and climbed up the side of it. thorns and stuff everywhereeeeee. we went the wrong way and decided just to bike down from the top.
holy stuff we were going so fast
he had no brakes and he burnt his skin off his foot because the tire burnt through his shoe and into his foot
mountains suck
holy stuff we were going so fast
he had no brakes and he burnt his skin off his foot because the tire burnt through his shoe and into his foot
mountains suck