Author Topic: magical shapeshifting cool ass yelling angry policeman open rp adventure quest  (Read 3548 times)

*unzips pants*

Once again, you are put through my trials. Once again, you fail my test. You do not atone for your sins, and are therefore cursed to suffer agony in an endless loop. Until you learn. Until your greed is no longer. Experience the torment you have brought upon me for centuries.


Even now the evil seed of what you've all done germinates within you



*pulls out a M.A.D missile launcher*

*pulls out a M.A.D missile launcher*


ALRIGHT YOU starfishS I'M BAAAAAAAACK



AN OGRE HAS ENTERED THE THREAD

EVERYBODY TEAM UP WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HEAVY FIREPOWER


AN OGRE HAS ENTERED THE THREAD

EVERYBODY TEAM UP WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HEAVY FIREPOWER


STEP BACK THIS SWORD IS MAGICAL


im all the firepower you need my man


chumps

you now have an army at your disposal, commander. give us an assignment


workers party does not approve