So I went to a waterpark today, enjoying myself until I get to the water slides. Some idiot group of teenage boys were purposely stopping on the slides to go down together. Guess what happened to me? Of course I hear screaming further down one of the slides I was riding down. Then a teenage boy comes into view halting on the slide. He noticed me behind him, smirked and completely stopped. I tried to yell at him to move it but it was too late. Violently colliding into him, I lost grip of the slide and crashed into the exitpool quite awkwardly. With a throbbing foot, I walked away while the teenage boy got a mere weak whistle tweet from the lifeguard. I noticed when the boy got back in the group, I saw their father laughing and encouraging them to do this bullstuff. It's great to know an adult parent is letting them do this for stuffs and giggles. Dumbasses.