Murderous Cop: Rolled a 3. MINOR FAILURE! You bunnyhop backwards and try to swipe the keys, only to realize too late that the keys are on the warden.
Cybertails: Rolled a 9. SUCCESS! You sprint up to the Warden and unleash a kick to the face,
hitting her for 3 DMG.Copy Kirby: Rolled a 10. SUCCESS! You calmly stroll up to the Warden before
stabbing her with a spoon for 5 DMG.Space1255: Rolled a 5. MIXED RESULT! You eat a door. Nothing happens.
Legodude77: Rolled a 6. MINOR SUCCESS! You cook up a
veggie burger to heal Space for 1 HP.HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 1. FAILURE! You leap onto the Warden's table and do your best Tyler Black-inspired move, only for the Warden to
grab you in midair and smash your face into the table, breaking it into two. 1 DMG Taken.Zoltan: Rolled a 8. SUCCESS! You dropkick the Warden into the wall, hitting her for 2 DMG.
Glass Joe: Rolled a 5. MIXED RESULT! You rush up to the Warden and attempt to assault her,
only to realize she's flat-chested.Kidalex90: Rolled a 0. SPECTACULAR FAILURE! You attempt to stab the warden....
Like this, except with a female Prison Warden instead of a male cop, obviouslyKidalex90:..... But she blocks the knife, throws your ass to the ground, and stabs you in the eyeballs for 3 DMG. Ouch.NPC Prisoner 231: AUTO-FAILURE: Overpowered Attack! You roll to make the Warden suffer a instadeath heart attack, only to suffer one yourself. You collapse to the floor clutching your chest and die.
NPC Prisoner 992: Rolled a 1. forgetUP! You charge at the Warden with a rusty meat cleaver and trip on your own feet,
stabbing yourself in the throat for 2 DMG.NPC PRisoner 669: Attempted to revive Boris Proletariat and rolled a 0.
YOU BOTCHED IT! You attempt to revive Boris by stomping the stuff out of him,
only to accidentally smash his skull into pieces, making him Deader Than Disco.BOSS! The Warden: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You whip out your trusty pump-action shotgun and fire some buckshot at Breadfish, striking him in the kneecaps for 1 DMG.
The battle rages on! The Warden, sensing that she's not long for this world unless she gets some help, blows into her whistle and summons an extra guard!
ENEMY STATUS:BOSS: The Warden - 17 HP
Canadian Guard Ivan Gulag - 10 HP
PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):Copy Kirby- 5 HP, LightInjury
Cybertails - 4 HP, Wounded
LegoDude- 4 HP, Wounded
CRITAWAKETS, Canadian savior - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Zoltan - 4 HP, Wounded
NotBomberguy - 5 HP, Light Injury
Glass Joe - 4 HP, Wounded
Space1225 - 2 HP, Heavy Injury
HULKHOGAN - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Kidalex90 - 3 HP, Badly Hurt
Breadfish - 5 HP, Light Injury
[NPC]Prisoner 992 - 4 HP, Wounded
[NPC]Prisoner 669 - 6 HP, Healthy
[NPC]Patrolling Guard Boris Proletariat- -2 HP, Deader Than DiscoScenario Statistics:Guards Converted: 1
Guards Killed: 7
Enemy Mishaps: 5
Most Damage Caused: Space1255(10 DMG)
Most Damage Taken: CRITAWAKETS(4 DMG)
Deadliest Player: Space1255(1 Kill), NotBomberGuy(1 Kill) and Glass Joe(1 Kill)
Most Untrustworthy: Space1255(1 TeamKill)
Most Deaths: Space1255(1 Death)
Most Revivals: Glass Joe(1 Revival)
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (Critical Success w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (Critical Success w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (Critical Success w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.
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