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What should the next "Edition" title be called?
Russian
4 (16.7%)
Chinese
2 (8.3%)
Filipino
1 (4.2%)
American
2 (8.3%)
Spanish
1 (4.2%)
Australian
0 (0%)
Brazilian
8 (33.3%)
Ugandan
6 (25%)
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Topic: Press the Button...? [Brazilian Edition] (Read 60102 times)
Refticus
January 10, 2018, 09:43:15 AM
yes, i'll be the backup speaker at parties.
push the button and you gain expert level knowledge on any topic you like; but you become legally handicapped in other topics which aren't essential (e.g. breathing, walking, talking, etc).
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The Subject
January 10, 2018, 09:09:27 PM
yes. the contents of the internet is my topic
press button for pizza but it has pineapples
T-Walrus
January 10, 2018, 09:58:56 PM
no
press for maps to come back, but you can only play blockland by using telnet
Nonnel
January 10, 2018, 10:25:48 PM
maps aren't coming back
have the ability to fit ANYTHING in your ass but your family disowns you because you are famous from having the ability to fit ANYTHING in your ass
Tactical Nuke
January 10, 2018, 10:27:03 PM
no
gain the ability to dish out inconceivable amounts of energy/power at will from your body, but one hit from something substantial and you die instantly
Stellarnaut
January 10, 2018, 10:31:22 PM
no
if you press the button,
, if you dont,
the button is also immune to any damage
Tactical Nuke
January 10, 2018, 10:46:16 PM
push
you gain a lifetime supply of your favorite foods but you immediately lose your sense of taste before you take the first bite
Nonnel
January 10, 2018, 10:56:16 PM
...obviously not...
you get perfect skin but dermatologists hate you and will try to assassinate you
Dark Blockland Guard 2
January 11, 2018, 12:43:15 AM
No.
Press the button and you can ride in a personal rocket, however, the Jimmy Neutron theme plays in very loud ear rape everytime you use it, only ending when you stop riding.
The Subject
January 11, 2018, 01:05:21 AM
yes. ear plugs are nice
press the button to end the world
Pompmaker2
January 11, 2018, 02:51:54 AM
yes
world ended
press the button to colonize mars, but it's already inhabited by roosterroaches
Tactical Nuke
January 11, 2018, 11:45:05 AM
aaaaah forget no
press the button to instantly dissolve any and all large multinational corporations or monopolies but you instantly become ineligible to get a job, start a business or make money for the rest of your life
T-Walrus
January 11, 2018, 02:58:34 PM
Yes, i can never get a job anyways
Press to have all of your hopes and desires granted, but your childhood bully comes by and takes half of it and gives you a wedgie
two and a half limericks
January 11, 2018, 03:10:59 PM
no tthats dumb
press the button to
Nonnel
January 11, 2018, 03:18:10 PM
.
Press button to get
but
is all like
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