Nobody wants to believe something without proof.
I mean, you know that I have an IQ of 234½ and I am a combination of Adolf Riddler, Alfred Nobel, and Albert Einstein, right? My form is similar to a 14 legged violet hippopotamus, but with wings and 4 extra arms, each with 7 digits, two of which are opposable thumbs. I know exactly where you live and I am watching you from the street this very moment.