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General Discussion / "The Blockland song"

« on: June 15, 2014, 10:21:11 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3XyEMGlL2E



who the hell is this guy

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Off Topic / TF2 Vids - GOTTA GO FAST 2!

« on: June 05, 2014, 04:08:08 PM »

Meanwhile, in the RED base...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3P7t829OoM
The MAGICAL Adventures of Heavy (Pt. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0c_5oDCzH0
GOTTA GO FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmuNDs-cE0w
GOTTA GO FAST 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMKDFaWi4yk

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Drama / Blockstargen - Cheater on Crispy's Speedkart

« on: May 31, 2014, 09:03:37 AM »

I joined Crispy's Speedkart server and found Radical and Blockstargen arguing. After that incident, a few rounds later, Blockstargen decided to exploit the map by going up a really steep hill you weren't supposed to go up to finish. He's also sort of a richard all in general The rest follows, I don't have evidence of him doing it, but I have witnesses.

I claim he's cheating.



Radical then claims that Blockstargen is cheating.



Blockstar himself claims that he did run up the hill but just lying to say it's not a cheat.





He says that cheating is only limited to



Aftermath



/discuss

If anybody has his BL_ID, that'd be good to know. I didn't catch it.

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Off Topic / Blockland Forumer's Adventure

« on: May 19, 2014, 10:08:05 PM »

Because I'm bored.

Random adventure with the Blockland Forums. You can add yourself into the story or make up a part of the story. Or both.
Just copy the image, edit it, upload it on photobucket or something, then post.


I press the elevator button and wait for an elevator.

( At this point if it wasn't clear enough (I know some handicaps), somebody join me or make something happen )

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Games / The Behemoth Megathread - Battleblock Theater Releases on Steam in about a WEEK!

« on: May 03, 2014, 09:17:39 PM »

The main topic of this Megathread

The Behemoth is a video game development company that was created in 2003 by John Baez, artist Dan Paladin, and programmers Tom Fulp, Brandon LaCava, and Nick Dryburgh. Dryburgh later left the company.
Founder:Tom Fulp
Founded: 2002, San Diego, CA
All of the games art they have made (except the ones on iOS) have been completely hand-drawn. They have created Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, and their latest game, BattleBlock Theater.

wtf yellow thing

Alien Hominid is an independently developed side-scrolling shoot 'em up video game developed by The Behemoth. The game was developed from a Flash game originally released on Newgrounds in August 2002. O3 Entertainment released the game for PlayStation 2 and Nintendo GameCube in North America in 2004, whilst ZOO Digital Publishing released the game in Europe for PlayStation 2 and Xbox in 2005. A port for the Game Boy Advance, co-developed by Tuna Technologies, was also released in Europe in 2006. A high-definition version titled Alien Hominid HD was released for Xbox Live Arcade on February 28, 2007.

The game is a side-scrolling shooter in a similar vein to games like Metal Slug, where one hit instantly kills, and can be played simultaneously with one or two players. Players play as the titular hominid who has to fend off waves of secret agents. His main arsenal is a blaster, while players can also melee close-up enemies and use a limited number of grenades. Advanced moves include rolling under shots, jumping on and biting off enemies' heads, temporarily scaring other enemies, and digging underground and dragging enemies down with them.

Players can collect a variety of power-ups which simultaneously give players extra grenades, a shield and unique ammo. Players can also drive vehicles, ride on top of a monster and pilot a UFO. Completing certain tasks will unlock hats the players can dress their Hominid in. The main game features sixteen stages spread across three areas, Urban, Russia and Area-51.

Outside of the main game, there are three multiplayer modes; Challenge, Neutron Ball and Pinata Boss, a PDA game, featuring around 200 levels and a level editor, and a retro minigame, Super Soviet Missile Mastar. The PAL version contains an extra mode, All You Can Eat, while the PDA level editor is absent from the XBLA version.

more info on the way for alien hominid.
                                                                  

 

Ode to Mario

Castle crashers is a 2D beat 'em up video game independently developed by The Behemoth and published by Microsoft Game Studios. It features music created by members of Newgrounds. The Xbox 360 version was released on August 27, 2008 via Xbox Live Arcade as part of the Xbox Live Summer of Arcade. The PlayStation 3 version was released in North America on August 31, 2010 and November 3, 2010 in Europe via the PlayStation Network. A Microsoft Windows version exclusive to Steam was announced on August 16, 2012.

The Story
Castle Crashers is set in a fictional medieval universe. It begins with four knights attending a party in a king's castle. During the party a dark wizard arrives, stealing a floating mystical gem and capturing four princesses. The king sends the four knights to retrieve the gem, rescue his daughters, and bring the wizard to justice.[4] The four knights encounter several enemies along the way, including other knights, multiple encounters with a cyclops, a giant "cat-fish", and alien invaders.

As the knights progress they succeed in rescuing the princesses, and ultimately the journey culminates in a final showdown with the wizard. The knights emerge victorious from the confrontation, having defeated the dark wizard, rescuing all of the king's daughters, and recovering the mystical gem.[4] The knights then ride the reclaimed gem through several empty battlefields on their trip back to the castle. At the castle the king brings one of his daughters for one of the knights to kiss, her face veiled.
Playable Characters
Default Characters
Green Knight: A knight with the power to control the element of poison.
Red Knight: A knight with the power to control the element of electricity.
Blue Knight: A knight with the power to control the element of ice.
Orange Knight: A knight with the power to control the element of fire.
Unlockable Characters
Gray Knight: One of the brave and loyal knights of the King.
Barbarian: An uncivilized enemy that lives for raiding and pillaging.
Thief: An agile enemy with a bow and arrow; he lives up to his name by stealing gold and food.
Fencer: A minion of the Industrial Prince.
Killer Beekeeper: Keeper of the killer bees in Flowery Field.
Industrialist: A worker at the Industrial Castle.
Alien: An extraterrestrial who bears an uncanny resemblance to Alien Hominid.
Brute: A mighty warrior of the forest.
Snakey: A knight protector of the Flooded Temple and Marsh.
Saracen: An enemy soldier from the Desert.
Royal Guard: A guardian of the Sand Castle.
Stove Face: An elite, heavily armored black knight that guards the path to Snow World.
Peasant: A loyal subject of the King.
Bear: A member of a feral tribe of white bears.
Conehead: A knight of the Conehead Groom and Cyclops.
Civilian: A townsperson living at Home Castle.
Fire Demon: An evil guardian of Lava World.
Skeleton: An undead enemy reanimated by the Necromancer.
Iceskimo: An enemy who guards the way to the Ice Castle.
Ninjer: A ninja that ambushes other ships at sea. He rides on a pirate ship
Downloadable Content Characters
Available in King Pack DLC (XBLA) or Insane Mode (PSN)
King: The king of Home Castle and lord of the Knights.
Open Faced Gray Knight: A brave knight of the King with his helmet open and face exposed.
Available in Necromantic Pack DLC (XBLA) or Insane Mode (PSN)
Necromancer: A powerful flying villain with the power to raise the dead.
Cult Minion: A minion of the Necromancer and Evil Wizard.
Available in Pink Knight Pack DLC (PSN and XBLA)
Pink Knight: A knight that spreads peace and joy throughout the land (while crashing castles).
Available in Legend of the Blacksmith DLC (PSN and XBLA)
Blacksmith: A knight that was hidden in the shadows of mystery.
Available in Can't Stop Crying DLC (PSN and XBLA)
Hatty Hattington: A knight obsessed with gathering gems and trapping people in cat-filled theaters.
The Character Unlock Flow Chart

Modes
You can play three modes. There is the normal Castle Crashers story mode, All you can Quaff, and Arena.

Story mode - The story, duh.

All you can Quaff - Rapidly press buttons to eat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU9l8QjxBgs

Arena - Fight with bots or with friends in an arena.

Multiplayer
You can play these modes online or with a friend locally. No difference except online has lag and nearby doesn't.
News and Trailers
None.

I CAN'T FIND ANY TRAILERS GRR

                                                                                                           

 Buckle your pants!

You must be asking yourself
what the forget is a battleblock theater?

BattleBlock Theater is a third-party platformer game developed by the Behemoth, the same people who made Castle Crashers and Alien Hominid. The game was released on Xbox Live April 3, 2013 and is soon to be released on Steam May 15.

The Story

Almost all of the game's cut-scenes are done in a stick puppet style. The game begins with the narrator (played by Will Stamper) telling the adventures of these random people aboard the S.S. Friendship, as well as Hatty Hattington, who is known as "best friend to one and all". After encountering a heavy storm, the S.S. Friendship becomes shipwrecked on a mysterious, seemingly abandoned island, and the crew itself vanishes. Upon waking up from the wreck, the player character seeks shelter from the storm in a dilapidated theater.

Upon coming to, it is revealed that the entire crew of the S.S. Friendship is being held prisoner by the cats, with Hatty as their apparent new leader. The player is then released from their cell and forced into deadly games by the feline wardens. The cats, who force their prisoners into deadly theater performances, watch with amusement as the player fights for their survival. As the player completes challenges, they find gems which are spent on unlocking fellow crew members to play as in these theater performances. Appearing to be possessed by the hat's unknown powers, Hatty begins working for the cats and against the player.

As the player progresses, the narrator reveals more about the theater. Hundreds of years before the player shipwrecked on the island, Purrham Furbottom, a theatrical aficionado, sought to build the world's greatest theater. The opening night saw the most jaw-dropping feats and thrills the likes of which were never seen before, making the theater an overnight success. However, Furbottom did not allow intermissions in the theater, and after an untold amount of time watching the show, he died after "pooping himself to death on the way to the bathroom." Since then, his top hat has been passed down to various others, who were each revered by the cats as their leader, and who each met with grim fates of their own. The hat, the narrator theorizes, is haunted by the grief and sorrow of each of its past wearers, and Hatty is its current victim, having sunk into a depression while being surrounded by the many gems the player has accrued, without doing anything to help the state of the theater.

Eventually, the cats grow tired of Hatty's inaction, and begin rioting, striking, and more, while the player's challenges grow increasingly difficult. As the theater deteriorates further, the narrator provides encouragement to the player, and continues to shed light on the cats' mental state, which grows more unstable as time progresses. The narrator also instructs the player to enter The Vault, which houses Hatty and all the gems the player has spent, before the cats kill Hatty and the rest of the crew, starting the madness over again.

After completing the final set of ball-bustingly hard challenges inside the Vault, the player breaks into Hatty's throne room. Hatty does not budge, so the player carries him out of the crumbling theater as the crew of the S.S. Friendship orchestrates a mass breakout. Everyone manages to make it back to the boat amidst the chaos, escaping the island and the cats that reside there. As the player celebrates with hot cocoa, he tries to cheer up Hatty, who the narrator implies has sunk into a catatonic state from prolonged exposure to the hat. The narrator sings a sad song as the credits roll, before quickly recovering and singing a more happy, upbeat song, rocking the boat and flinging Hatty into the sea, where he sinks to the bottom. The hat lands on his head and begins glowing green as opposed to its usual red, and shoots a beam skyward, where it sends the boat flying and continues into space, where it vaporizes a bear that appeared during the narrator's upbeat song. The narrator claims to understand what just happened, but does not explain, sending the game back to the title screen.
The Game

You play through 450 levels that precedingly get more difficult and difficult the farther in you are. There are some sort of level complete/currency in this game called Gems. To get 100% on a level, or an A++, you need to collect every single gem inside the level. You can visit a gift shop where you can buy your own captured friends out of prison and play as them, so you really can put a price in friendship. You may also buy weapons and tools from the same guys who try to kill you so you can kill them.

The game is $15 dollars for both the XBLA version and the soon to be released Steam version.
Modes

There are a few arena modes to fight on outside of normal gameplay.
Ball Game: Put the ball in the other guy's net to BOOMSHAKALAKA and get the points!

Capture the Horse: Go steal the other team's horse, because the free pony we just gave you wasn't enough. Jerk.

Challenge: Can you get to the exit super fast? Get there quicker than the other team or nobody will care!

Color the World: Touch the blocks to make them your team's color. If you are more touchy-feely than the other team, you win!

Grab the Gold: Okay, so there is this whale... and he's, like, flying around and dropping gold? I guess? Just take the gold and put it into the flying safe. Simple.

King of the Hill: Race to the shiny, golden blocks to get points and be crowned King... at least until you get punched right in your royal face. May the meanest monarch win!

Muckle: Get a few points by beating the other team up. Get a lot of points for exploding, zapping, melting, burning, spiking or sending them to a watery grave.

Soul Snatcher: Gleefully run around with the souls of your enemies to rack up points. Cruel? Yes. Fun? Absolutely.
Level Editor/Community Theater
Create levels with a simple level creator with a complex amount of things to create it with. After you finish, you can share it with the community, Community Theater that is.


Miscellaneous

If you buy or have already owned Castle Crashers on the system you're playing it on, Hatty Hattington will unlock as a playable character in Castle Crashers if you have earned at least one achievement in Battleblock Theatre.

News and Trailers
BattleBlock Theater is to be released on Steam May 15th!

Offical Launch Trailer -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EufrdjmsKBg
Steam Announcement Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QZjnGIxvmc
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Anyone want to play Castle Crashers or Battleblock Theater on Steam? Add me. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071902638
SO FAR:
nobody

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Off Topic / My Youtube Channel

« on: April 20, 2014, 01:14:34 PM »

Content:

Minecraft - Let's Be Stupid
Funpark #1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yoqpwMRFk
Funpark #2(the sequel is better than the original) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eul7KwlSPHY

Goat Simulator - Let's Be Stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8z3z1Po79U

The title of it is Let's be Stupid, I'm supposed to act like I'm handicapped.
Yes, I am 12 years old. Don't get your pants in a knot.

Blockland
Shenanigans : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eul7KwlSPHY
Acid : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTdYhkm2CSg

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Off Topic / My french teacher assigned an body part worksheet

« on: April 16, 2014, 09:04:30 PM »

The theme was Halloween. We basically had to draw out something that would have at least have enough human-like structure to work, and show the body parts to them.

I chose the headless horseman without his horse. Clearly not based off of anything relevant to http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horseless_Headless_Horsemann

This took a few minutes to draw, but then I went back to make it more http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Pretty_Pretty_Princess.jpg

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Off Topic / HAVE YOU SEEN DIVERGENT? HAVE YOU READ DIVERGENT?

« on: March 29, 2014, 07:45:00 PM »

That's what everybody at school keeps asking me. HAVEN'T DONE EITHER, forget YOU...

"Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like divergent, I'll throw butter knives at you"
  - Classmate

I'm not implying that the book or the movie is bad, but if 50 people just kept walking up to you and said "Did you read(or see) Divergent?", you'd obviously be pissed. And I am

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Off Topic / Does anyone else's School Kids play "the date game"?

« on: February 28, 2014, 09:59:00 PM »

Here's how the game works: A girl One person writes on another girls persons hand a certain time, and if they look at their hand before/after that time, they have to asked the nearest boy out. This girl asked me out, TWICE(must be bad at this game), and I said no. And even if I said yes, it would have just been a test of affection to see who likes who or how desperate a boy is. I think this game is tampering too much with the emotion of people, I've already seen one person walk out the doors of the school crying.

/discuss

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Off Topic / The Freakin' Friend Zone

« on: February 14, 2014, 09:40:42 PM »

So, yeah. Middle School started a while back and I had seemed to like things. My grades were low, but they've improved over time. Speaking of things over time, I've had seat changes because of other students talking, and I got paired up with these two other girls. After a while, one of the girls became a good friend of mine. I don't want to leak real names on the internet, so I'll name her Jasmine. So, Jasmine, we hung out, what friends. I noticed how smart and nice she was, something I looked for in a girl(plus, she liked video games. Girl Gamers are an instant turn on, even though every girl in my 6TH Grade IB knew a lot about video games)

So after a few months, I decided to give her the most sincerest form of flattery(lolnotreally): A love letter. I gave it to her on Friday, she talked to her parents about it, and her parents think she is too young(After all, me and her are in 6th grade IB). So, that was the end of that. I didn't really get upset, I mean, there is always the future, after-all. We are drawing near to that puberty age, or developing at least.

A bit later, oh look, a valentines dance. I ask her if she wants to come as friends. She was already going with a few, so, it's cool to chill out with her there, right? So today, the day of the dance, it was not much of what I expected. There was no slow dancing, a lot of popular songs like Royal by Lorde. So, there was an inside and an outside. Me, Jasmine, and her other friends kept moving from room to room. Me and Jasmine sorta did this small dance, nothing big to attract attention, but her friends were getting down. So, after we met up with her friends, and played around, we sat on a bench and talked. I guess something that was sorta romantic said, but it really was just a nice conversation, with MANY awkward pauses.

After the bell rang, we walked the hallways and talked a bit. So, I packed my backpack after talking to some buddies near the lockers and went on the bus that day, wondering how things would work out in the future(and those grunting noises coming from the bathrooms.)

Just a story for you guys. Any questions regarding, I'll answer.

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Games / I recently got a Wii U, any games you suggest?

« on: January 21, 2014, 07:48:35 AM »

I got a Wii U recently for Christmas. So suggest games.

Games I already own:
Nintendoland
Super Mario 3D World
CUBE
Super Mario World
Earthbound
Games I am going to get(so don't repost "get this"):
Super Smash Brothers 4 (Wii U and 3DS lol)
Donkey Kong Country Returns: Tropical Freeze
Mario Kart 8

/suggest

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Games / Super Smash Brothers Pictures

« on: January 20, 2014, 10:34:18 AM »

just post random pictures of funny or awesome stuff in the super smash brothers series.









and go.

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General Discussion / Blockland's Reaction to V21

« on: January 08, 2014, 07:54:30 PM »

I'm sorry that this is a topic revolving around something old, but I had to do this.

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Suggestions & Requests / Sports Package

« on: January 06, 2014, 07:35:56 PM »

We seriously need this. The variety of Blockland could go up.
My suggestions
TENNIS PACK
Tennis Racket
Tennis Ball
BASEBALL PACK
Baseball
Baseball Mitt
Baseball Bat
BOWLING PACK
Bowling Ball
Bowling Pins
HOCKEY PACK
Hockey Stick
Puck
Hockey armors

Hear me out.

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Drama / Badmin Arcticil - 7454

« on: December 23, 2013, 09:47:21 PM »

So, I was admin on "AwesomeBread's Speedkart with tits!" and joined. I met up with my friend Arc where we was causing problems like shooting the players while they raced, and the problems become more and more problematic over time.

Just observe. Arc said "Hi" and the others say he is a badmin. The first sign of something being up.


TheBoxedIdiot being accidently shot down by Arc. Apak got shot down too.
Apak ded

Shot down Boxed and a photo of him in the turret.


He then changes the gamemodes to Tutorial even though the server its speedkart. Twice.


I also have screenshots of him admitting on RTB that he also changed it to Tutorial yesterday night and then crashed it right after.(Dec 22).



If anybody wants more screenshots of minor details, tell me.
/discuss