[7:00:52 PM] GoldenJack: Alliance
[7:00:57 PM] GoldenJack: those jokes made perfect sense
(Referring to Lucky Star)[7:00:59 PM] GoldenJack: no
johns.
[7:01:11 PM] Matt: what
[7:01:18 PM] GoldenJack: Episode 1
[7:01:23 PM] GoldenJack: those jokes made perfect sense
[7:01:26 PM] GoldenJack: no johns
[7:01:30 PM] Matt: k
[7:01:48 PM] GoldenJack: Lulz... people are such ass-forgets with their "real life"
[7:01:54 PM] GoldenJack: Everything you experience is real
[7:02:13 PM] Matt: I understood them. But some people say "I don't like the first episode because they were just talking about food bawawaw"
[7:03:13 PM] GoldenJack: those people are also assforgets
[7:03:20 PM] GoldenJack: and you're an assforget for assuming me to be an assforget
[7:03:22 PM] GoldenJack: ...assforget
[7:03:35 PM] Matt: stop being a
miteb[7:03:46 PM] GoldenJack: no...
[7:03:47 PM] GoldenJack: you
[7:04:00 PM] GoldenJack: also, you should seriously try the Do Not Disturb status :P
[7:04:07 PM] Matt: wat
[7:04:08 PM] GoldenJack: Ninjas can't catch you when you're Do Not Disturb
[7:04:12 PM] GoldenJack: OR CALL YOU FOR THAT MATTER ^O^
[7:04:18 PM] GoldenJack: OR COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AT ALL
[7:04:20 PM] GoldenJack: LOLOL
[7:04:22 PM] Matt: NINJAS CANT CATCH YOU WHEN YOU
ALPHA PHAILMAN.
[7:04:29 PM] GoldenJack: FLAMES LOL
[7:04:46 PM] Matt: i saved it to my computer as "box. on fire."
[7:04:53 PM] Matt: loel loel loel.
[7:04:55 PM] GoldenJack: I'll make one which is all
[7:05:02 PM] Matt: badass
[7:05:03 PM] Matt: and stuff
[7:05:08 PM] Matt: with 5 o clock shadow
[7:05:10 PM] GoldenJack: "Ninjas can't catch you when you *show alpha phailman* ...what the stuff is this?"
[7:05:13 PM] Matt: to show off its manliness
[7:05:16 PM] Matt: oh
[7:05:20 PM] Matt: you meant ninja poster
[7:05:36 PM] GoldenJack: Captain Falcon 5 o clock shadow
[7:05:36 PM] Matt: NINJAS CANT CATCH YOU WHEN YOU WHAT THE stuff IS THIS
[7:06:04 PM] Matt: NINJAS CANT CATCH YOU WHEN YOU
DO IT LIVE *bill oreily*
[7:06:15 PM] GoldenJack: forget IT I GOT THE REFERENCE
[7:06:24 PM] Matt: forget IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE
[7:06:24 PM] GoldenJack: assforget
[7:06:35 PM] GoldenJack: ^O^
[7:06:43 PM] Matt: strangely I prefer being called assforget to being called buttforget.
[7:06:50 PM] GoldenJack: of course
[7:06:51 PM] Matt: mixing a not swear word with a swear word is
loving stupid[7:06:53 PM] GoldenJack: buttforget is loving stupid
[7:06:59 PM] GoldenJack: only assforgets say buttforget
[7:07:00 PM] Matt: HIVE MIND.
[7:07:19 PM] GoldenJack: ARE YOU THE KRUSTY KRAB?
[7:07:19 PM] Matt: so why aren't we talking?
[7:07:23 PM] Matt:
NO THIS IS PATRICK[7:07:26 PM] GoldenJack: lol iunno
[7:07:29 PM] Matt: *click*
[7:07:30 PM] GoldenJack: watching
Lucky Star[7:07:40 PM] Matt: Im "studying spanish"
[7:07:41 PM] GoldenJack: LOL I'M IN DON'T DISTURB MODE ^O^
[7:08:02 PM] Matt: and by "studying spanish" I mean Im typing to you, listening to music and searching forums all while having a spanish worksheet in my lap
[7:08:11 PM] Matt: =I
[7:08:23 PM] GoldenJack: Exactly <3
[7:08:36 PM] Matt: what rhymes with pizza
[7:09:05 PM] GoldenJack: treaso-
[7:09:09 PM] GoldenJack: *is stabbed*
[7:09:26 PM] Matt: THIS IS TREACHERY
[7:09:30 PM] Matt: ANARCHY
[7:09:32 PM] Matt: BLASPHEMY
[7:09:40 PM] GoldenJack: THIS IS MADNESS
[7:09:41 PM] Matt: STUPIDITY
[7:09:47 PM] Matt: GRANDENY
[7:09:56 PM] Matt: ANOTHERWORDTHATENDSINYY
[7:09:59 PM] GoldenJack: THIS IS GANON F-TILT!!!!
[7:10:18 PM] Matt: LOL FIST OF INJUSTICE
[7:10:26 PM] GoldenJack: LOL FISTING
[7:10:30 PM] Matt: WYMINZ LOVE THE GANNON
[7:10:45 PM] GoldenJack: OLOLOL;!11ELEVEN!1
[7:10:46 PM] Matt:
HE PUNCHES THEIR SORROWS AWAY AND climaxS THEM ON THE DOOM CRUISE EXPRESS[7:11:05 PM] Matt: OOPS I MEANT
ONTO*
[7:11:08 PM] Matt: GODloving DAMNIT
[7:11:18 PM] GoldenJack: it can't be undone.
[7:11:22 PM] GoldenJack: NO REVERSE TIME FOR YOU
[7:11:23 PM] Matt: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[7:11:24 PM] Matt: DOOD
[7:11:26 PM] Matt: WHAT
[7:11:27 PM] GoldenJack: le fu
[7:11:28 PM] Matt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[7:11:32 PM] Matt: I SAW THAT NOT CAPS LOCK
[7:11:33 PM] Matt: YOU
[7:11:36 PM] Matt: YOU ARE RUINING IT
[7:11:40 PM] GoldenJack: HOHOOOO YOU
[7:11:40 PM] Matt: WE ARE CRUISE CONTROLLING
[7:11:45 PM] Matt: GOD
[7:11:49 PM] Matt: loving NOOBCAK
[7:11:50 PM] GoldenJack: ,3
[7:11:57 PM] Matt: THAT WASNT CAPITALIZED EITHER
[7:12:02 PM] Matt: CAPITALIZE THAT #!!
[7:12:03 PM] GoldenJack: CRUISE CONTROL WITH SHIIFT KEY?
[7:12:09 PM] GoldenJack: <#
[7:12:12 PM] GoldenJack: I <# YOU!
[7:12:13 PM] Matt: GOOD
[7:12:19 PM] Matt: LOLOLOLO
[7:12:33 PM] Matt: YOU SAID <# I GET IT
[7:12:38 PM] Matt: DUDE.
[7:12:40 PM] GoldenJack: HAHA.
[7:12:41 PM] Matt: WHAT IF
[7:12:44 PM] Matt: ONE DAY
[7:12:49 PM] Matt: YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY WOULDNT WORK
[7:12:58 PM] GoldenJack: SHIFT
[7:13:04 PM] Matt: HOW WOULD YOU CRUISE WITH CONTROL?! YOU COULD ONLY DO IT MANUALY! THATS NO GOOD!!!
[7:13:05 PM] GoldenJack: TAPE
[7:13:14 PM] Matt: MANUALLY IS
USELLLEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[7:13:17 PM] Matt: FUUUUUCK
[7:13:19 PM] Matt: NOOOOOO
[7:13:23 PM] GoldenJack: DO IT LIVE
[7:13:24 PM] Matt: ! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
[7:13:32 PM] Matt: D:!!!!!!!!!!!
[7:13:39 PM] Matt: DOOD.
[7:13:43 PM] Matt: DOOD>*
[7:13:47 PM] Matt: THIS CONVERSATION
[7:13:48 PM] GoldenJack: DOOD>* DAMNIT>
[7:13:51 PM] Matt: IS LOEL>
[7:13:59 PM] GoldenJack: YOUR FACE
[7:14:08 PM] Matt: WHAT ABOUT MY FACE
[7:14:14 PM] Matt: IS IT ON UPSIDE DOWN?
[7:14:19 PM] GoldenJack: NO
[7:14:20 PM] Matt:
OH WAIT NVM IM JUST UGLY[7:14:21 PM] GoldenJack: BUT IT SHOULD BE
[7:14:37 PM] Matt: BAWA
[7:14:41 PM] Matt: DOOD
[7:14:49 PM] Matt:
MONAIY PLIS?!
[7:14:51 PM] Matt: BR
[7:14:58 PM] Matt: AHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEH
[7:14:58 PM] GoldenJack: BR
[7:14:58 PM] GoldenJack: BR
[7:14:59 PM] GoldenJack: BR
[7:15:02 PM] Matt: BR
[7:15:04 PM] Matt: BR
[7:15:08 PM] Matt: BUFF PLIS?!
[7:15:10 PM] GoldenJack: *THREE MONTHS LATER THE SERVER HAD TO SHUT DOWN*
[7:15:15 PM] Matt: :D
[7:15:18 PM] Matt: NO
[7:15:19 PM] GoldenJack: LOL BUFF PLIS
[7:15:19 PM] Matt: forget
[7:15:21 PM] Matt: FACE BROKE
[7:15:26 PM] Matt: AHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEEHEU
H
[7:15:29 PM] Matt: AHEUEHEUHEEUH!!!!!1
[7:15:33 PM] Matt: !*
[7:15:46 PM] GoldenJack: HAHAHAHA!!ONE
[7:15:55 PM] Matt: LOL
[7:16:00 PM] Matt: BECAUSE ONE=!
[7:16:04 PM] Matt: ONE+!*
[7:16:07 PM] Matt: forget
[7:16:09 PM] Matt: STUPID TYPOS
[7:16:10 PM] GoldenJack: EXACTLY
[7:16:11 PM] Matt: stuff
[7:16:14 PM] Matt: DOOD
[7:16:23 PM] Matt: IM GONNA COPYPASTA THIS TO NOTEPAD AND PUT IT IN FOLDER
[7:16:35 PM] GoldenJack: AND TREASURE IT FOREVER>?
[7:16:47 PM] Matt: YES BECAUSE WE NEED MORE LOLZ IN THE FUTURE
[7:16:58 PM] GoldenJack: <#
[7:17:02 PM] Matt: the future is a bleak existence filled with death and sadness... ;_;[7:17:11 PM] Matt: BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A LACK OF CRUISE CONTROL
[7:17:19 PM] Matt: THAT IS THE FUTURE> NOW IS THE NOW.
[7:17:20 PM] Matt: >
[7:17:43 PM] Matt: K COPYPASTA TIME>