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Off Topic / Best Last Day of School. Ever!
« on: May 25, 2012, 07:55:13 PM »
So, today was my last day of "school".  For those of you friends that lack the intellectual in of me being homeschooled, I am in a homeschooling school.  Anyways, my Mom dropped me off, and my girlfriend was with me, at Raging Waters near Cal Expo.

It was funner than forget, but the best part has yet to be revealed.

We went into the car, dried off, and had intense love in the car for an hour.

That's just a day in the life of ol' Jeremy!

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Off Topic / What Instruments You Play?
« on: May 22, 2012, 11:18:01 PM »
So tell me forum, do you play any instruments?  If so, what song are you learning?

I play piano and bass guitar, and right now I am reading the score of an climaxic fast ragtime solo from a song called the Dance of Eternity by Dream Theater.

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Off Topic / 127 Hours
« on: May 20, 2012, 06:08:02 PM »
So my girlfriend and I just watched 127 Hours, and finished about 10 minutes ago.  Holy hell.

I do sorely believe at this point that there is nothing I can say to make a bit of a loving second up of what the movie was like.  Words can't being to fathom, it was goddamn amazing.

I normally don't well up in movies.  Well forget man, I'm drenched in tears.

Last remark, the movie is about climber Aron Ralston who descends Blue John Canyon, only to have his right arm trapped in between the wall of the canyon and a huge boulder.  He thus comes to the conclusion that he needs to amputate his arm in order to save his life.

James Franco, you loving prick, you've done it again.  I'm now satisfied.

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Games / What to Buy with 16 Dollars?
« on: May 17, 2012, 12:33:06 AM »
In Team Fortress 2.

What should I buy?

So far my C/O is Boston Boom Bringer, Fast Learner, or Voodoo Juju

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Games / loving gaben and his stuffty steam
« on: May 16, 2012, 10:49:19 PM »
so

i added 25 dollars to my steam wallet

tried to buy gotham city impostors

says, "There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."

contacted customer service at steam

got the same message saying it failed

forget

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Games / Battlefield 3 (PS3) Help Needed
« on: May 06, 2012, 10:58:49 PM »
So I just purchased a copy of BF3 for my PS3.

I will start by saying when I played it on Xbox 360, I had no problems with FPS games...Ever.

Ever since I began, I find it un-loving-believably hard to aim at anyone, and no matter how low or high I put the sensitivity up to, I either don't have enough time to turn around or i fly around and can't even aim at them without stuffting myself.

I'm loving pissed.

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Off Topic / Brother Just Had Oral/Nasal Surgery
« on: April 12, 2012, 06:13:53 PM »
Long story shorter he had a third tooth right below his nasal cavity which is supposedly a bad thing I don't loving know and he's only 8 so this is a big deal (bigger than hell to my mom) so today he went in and all that sheeut.

After the surgery, since they had kept him awake under the influence of cocaine or nitrous oxide or whatever the hell it is, he was loopier than my richard on a tuesday evening.

I was gonna upload the video of him answering our questions like, "What day is it?" "it's 8 in the night on saturn" or "What is your name?" "I got pulled over by the cops because of fluff," kinda stuff, but I figured the hell with it sense it would end up like another satirical DAVAD AFTUR DENDIZT LOL forget scenario.


ITT: my 8 year old brother got high and they cut his mouth open to remove a tooth and i am sharing this for some reason even the spacenauts of Jupiter can't comprehend

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Games / Maplestory
« on: April 03, 2012, 06:46:34 PM »

PROLOGUE
It was back in '05, I had just met my best friend, and his mother was our baby sitter.
We loved connecting and playing Pokemon Emerald together, along with Animal Crossing on DS.  After watching both of our older brothers play WoW, we decided we were ballsy enough to take on our first MMORPG.  It was Maplestory.  We played the game until now, but roughly 2 years ago he had moved an hour from our location, to El Dorado Hills.  We have new accounts, and promised to not let this divide seperate our brothership.  He comes down every week and we play Maplestory until our pants are lathered in stuff.  To this minute, hearing the general songs in Maplestory cause a nostalgiabomb so big, I well up and sometimes even let teardrops fall.  I love this loving game.


MAPLESTORY - ABOUT
Maplestory is a 2D, quirky and cute, MMORPG made back in the day by Wizet.  Maplestory still is one of the most popular F2P games out there.  You can choose from a variety of classes, like Warrior, Thief, Mage, Hunter, etc.  Just read the loving website I don't have time to explain the immensity of yes in this game.




POST YOUR NAME, CLASS, HOW YOU JOINED, AND SERVER

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Games / Would You Guys Kindly Suggest Me Games?
« on: April 03, 2012, 03:45:19 PM »
Preferably MMORPG games.

I am looking for nothing in particular, mostly free.  I am also thinking about going back to WoW.

Please give me as much financial and videogamical advice as possible.

I have:
Minecraft
Maplestory
TF2
Blockland



something like Rift, but I have no idea what that is, so maybe you guys could explain that lol

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Drama / smashmaster761 - I HAVE A 2BIT WHORE SISTER HOLY stuff
« on: April 02, 2012, 03:55:33 AM »
there you guys go

together
we can help him learn about the internet

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Just screenie your mobile devices on anything you like, and then post.

I will be doing multiple shots seeing as how I have a few favorites.

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Drama / WyWy5000 - OH stuff WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ORANGE JUICE
« on: March 28, 2012, 11:54:46 PM »
I have no other words
>Look at him
>Look at last posts
>Determine why I drama'd him

I am merely raising awareness for his idiocy.

i mean what the hell seriously forget

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Forum Games / Pick Up the Nearest Object [v2.0]
« on: March 28, 2012, 11:09:44 PM »
RULES: Pick up the nearest object that IS NOT your loving keyboard or mouse or PC accessory.

Determine based on said object if you would:

1. Win in a fight against a zombie
2. Kill a mob of evil bunnies (approx. 70)
3. Fend off an enraged ex-girlfriend
4. Successfully masturbate with it

POST RESULTS GODDAMMIT GET TO IF forgetERS


stuff

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Off Topic / Amazing iPhone 3D Modeling App
« on: March 27, 2012, 05:18:04 PM »
These photos were taken and uploaded on my iPod.  It is me modeling an abstract blob in this sick app; Sculpt Master 3D.  This is the add supported, free version as you will see.  The app makes modeling almost as easy as drawing. 

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Off Topic / Yay, Volko's Compy Died
« on: March 25, 2012, 05:57:53 PM »
So

My Toshiba XSat i3 core laptop now is in PC hell.

God knows she's served well.

YOU forgetERS ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

We must find a replacement laptop.  Going sometime this week to Best Buy.

A bit ago, around last month, we ran into this black beauty.

Budget is around 500-800 dollars.  If need be, we'll dip into around 900.

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