Hello Forums,I am currently looking to open a zombie petting zoo. Unfortunately, not many people like the idea of being zombified, so I have decided to come here. Currently, I need 8 applicants who wish to be zombies. I will provide a short list of questions with the intention of narrowing down those I find best to be zombies. In the event that I find more than 8 applicants worthy of zombification, I do have a planned tiebreaker.
Zombie keepers and Guards are also needed. I will provide a separate list of questions for these two. A manager is also required. This position requires a sense of professionalism. You could answer questions with favorable answers, but if I feel you lack the qualifications to manage my petting zoo while I am gone due to past experiences, I will not consider you a manager.
Currently, I need...- 8 zombies.
- 2 zombie keepers
- 1 manager
- 3 guards
Zombies RequirementsZombies must be friendly and outgoing. Preferably, no record of bodily harm on another human being. Short tempered zombies will be turned away immediately. I'd prefer you not be scared of needles as that is how we zombify you, but if you can look past this for the sake of your job we would appreciate it.
Any zombie showing signs of hostility will be shot immediately by one of our guards,
no questions asked.The zombie application can be found
here.Keeper RequirementsKeepers must have a love for zombies, and must be willing to care for zombies. Each keeper is assigned 4 zombies to watch after. Caring for a zombie includes -
- Feeding it
- Cleaning it's fecal matter
- Washing it
- Cleaning up after and properly disposing of any broken limbs
Keepers must not be afraid of zombies as well. Showing signs of fear toward a zombie can potentially provoke zombies.
The Keeper application can be found
here.
Manager Requirements
A manager must have experience in management, as this is a very serious work environment. Management experience can range from the professional workplace to community projects. Managers will oversee all operations while I am away, and make sure everyone is doing their job properly and efficiently. For the first month of the job, I or a reviewer will be there evaluating the manager. After this process we will decide whether or not we wish for your continued employment here.
The management position will be heavily reviewed, so remember to think twice about the questions while applying for this position.
The Manager application can be found here.
Guard Requirements
Guards will be heavily armed. Equipped with a Sig Sauer P220 for their sidearm and a choice of the M16 or the Benelli M4 as a primary weapon, this job is not to be taken lightly. The well-being of your co-workers and those visiting the zoo are all in your hands. The typical set up involves a guard watching over each Zombie Keeper at all times, and another guard overseeing zombies currently in the petting pen.
The application process for this job focuses on the mental state and moral value of the applicants, as well as past experience with firearms.
The Guard application can be found here.
Please post all application answers here and the position you are applying for at the top. In the event of not enough people applying, I will personally unleash a zombie outbreak. Once the limit of applicants for a particular job has been met, I will start the reviewing process. Applications for this job may continue to come through. However, once all positions are filled applications will be closed for that job.
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