Sorry, normally I wouldn't post song lyrics, but this song is just so funny, and related to the topic.
My richard cost a late night fee
Your richard got the HIV
My richard plays on the double feature screen
Your richard went straight to DVD
My richard bigger than a bridge
Your richard look like a little kids
My richard rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your stuff look like you fourteen
My richard locked in a cage (right)
Your richard suffer from stage fright
My richard so hot its stolen
Your richard look like Gary Coleman
My richard pink and big
Your richard stinks like stuff
My richard got a caesar doo,
Your richard needs a tweezer dude
My richard is like supersize
Your richard look like two fries
My richard more mass than the Earth
Your richard half staff (it needs work)
My richard been there done that
Your richard sits there with dunce cap
My richard, V.I.P.
Your stuff needs I.D.
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got richards like Jesus
My richard need no introduction
Your richard don't even function
My richard served a whole lunch-in
Your richard, it look like a munchkin
My richard size of a pumpkin
Your richard look like Macauley Culkin
My richard good good lovin'
Your richard good for nothin'
My richard bench pressed 350
Your richard couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
My richard pretty damn skimpy
Your richard hungry as a hippy
My richard don't fit down the chimney
Your richard is like a kid from the Philippines
My richard is like an M16
Your richard, broken vending machine
My richard parts the seas
Your richard farts and quiefs
My richard rumble in the jungle
Your richard got touched by your uncle
My richard goes to yoga
Your richard fruit roll up
My richard grade a beef
Your richard may-day geek
My richard sick and dangerous
Your richard quick and painless
My richard 'nuff said.
Your richard loves sweat
[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got richards like Jesus
Best song ever