I think most people who defend Win 8 either genuinely like it because they use the touchscreen features or just "say" they like it because they are in a position where they have to use it.
I am at a loss for words after I read this stupid piece of text that you have conceived. Not everyone who uses Windows 8 falls under the category of 'touchscreen feature user'. Especially not the type of person who just says they like it because it is all they have. I love the upgrades from Windows 95, I don't care if it has a fullscreen window or not, as long as it is more efficient than what I previously had I am fine.
There is no reason for you to assume that Windows 8 is 'bad' and jump to the conclusion that the vast majority of the users who have this software installed only say they like it when in reality they only say that because it is all they have. If I didn't like it I would have returned it and bought something else, so please...leave.