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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Hey baby, wanna see my warhammer?

« on: November 25, 2012, 09:59:45 PM »

Now is your chance! Attack other guy!

Just as you are about to turn around and go hard as a wolf-eating-a-child-er, the brigands are shrouded in a bright, purple light.

: Crikey, forget this! You're in heaps trouble next time we see ya, mate!

The wizard chants some sort of garble and suddenly they're both gone. As the thieves are still fading from your view, a large, bulky knight rides up to you on his horse.

: Ah stuff, I only got one of 'em. How am I ever gonna beat my last score?

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Hey baby, wanna see my warhammer?

« on: November 24, 2012, 04:02:22 PM »

ugh just roll for us, the probability is exactly the same.

: HAHA, HAVE THEE! HOW DARE THEE ATTACK A HELPLESS WANDERER!

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Games / Re: Dota 2 Megathread

« on: November 24, 2012, 02:44:17 PM »

Anyone looking for someone to play with? I'm wanting to learn how to jungle Furion properly so if someone could help me out with that, that'd be peaches <3

Also, holy stuff why can't i hold all of these Ursa chests.

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Hey baby, wanna see my warhammer?

« on: November 24, 2012, 11:57:21 AM »

Sorry for being a horrifically lazy cunt about updating. I have no excuse other than I've just been super lazy. I'll be updating today as much as possible, starting at around two hours from now.

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Games / Re: Dota 2 Megathread

« on: November 23, 2012, 12:04:57 PM »

I have it and I'm keeping it

I have Strange Chronite Armor I'd be willing to trade <3333

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Games / Re: Dota 2 Megathread

« on: November 22, 2012, 09:48:54 PM »

Anyone up in this bitch got Slardar's only item? I'd be willing to trade for it <3

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: November 18, 2012, 04:58:25 PM »

Mohawk.

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Get ye flask!

« on: November 12, 2012, 06:37:33 PM »

Only option now is to FIGHT

You whip out your trusty butcher knife and strife!

ROLL!

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Get ye flask!

« on: November 11, 2012, 11:27:30 AM »

Run away.

You try to book it, but one of the men jumps out in front of you and decks you in the face!

: Nah mate, y'ain't gettin' away so easily, now.

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Get ye flask!

« on: November 11, 2012, 10:53:41 AM »

Look around for anyone near by. IT MIGHT BELONG TO SOMEONE.

: Oy! What'cha think ya doin' there, mate?

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Get ye flask!

« on: November 10, 2012, 03:56:32 PM »

Take obvious action and Open the Parcel

You aren't really one for snooping around in other people's business, but your duty as a guard for the tribe demands it. Who knows, there could be some pretty sick loot in that thing, too, like a golden toilet paper holder. You are disappointed to have your dreams of a golden toilet paper holder crushed, but you are interested in the pretty sick, green gem you find. It seems to have a slight glow to it, you aren't sure why. Maybe you could get a second opinion this gem, it'd look pretty awesome on the mantle in your cabin.

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Off Topic / Re: Obama was re elected

« on: November 07, 2012, 05:53:37 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70]Chivalry - Get ye flask!

« on: November 07, 2012, 03:40:33 PM »

Geoffrey Lichen

You are Geoffrey Lichen, a proud member of the Lichen tribe that occupies the entire eastern half of the Whytecap Forest. You're a stout werewolf, patrolling the borders of your territory as all males of the tribe are brought up to do. Although tonight you're feeling really lazy so you're just hoping you get done with it sooner. However, you happen upon a small camp site. From the looks of the firepit, it's extremely fresh. There is also a small parcel leaning against a log.

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Forum Games / Re: [100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles! Deadrock and Chivalry need to STEP IT UP!

« on: November 05, 2012, 04:33:13 AM »

In response to the current title I have some of the assiest names I've ever seen.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: November 04, 2012, 07:29:30 PM »

You rang?

-snip-

Reminds me of Mina Wallace from Pulp Fiction