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« on: September 26, 2014, 09:19:00 PM »
> I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a friend
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my back door
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my star fish tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a friend
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Shrek
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my back door
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my star fish tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
User was banned for this post