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Off Topic / Re: Think of an evil, vile, unusual death for the person above :)

« on: February 23, 2009, 10:28:05 PM »

wow. and to think that ur threatening me on my thread!

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Off Topic / Re: Give the person above you a nickname!

« on: February 23, 2009, 10:17:24 PM »

MY BEST FRIEND   :D 

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Off Topic / Re: Something I don't understand: lovey underwear for children.

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:49:11 PM »

oh god teh bafroom secks at meh school is soooooooo OFTEN. and EVERYONE wears thongs....wtf

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Off Topic / Re: What happens when you bruise a banana?

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:38:06 PM »

An answer related to Ladios's question.

As it hits the floor the energy of the impact is absorbed by the tissues that make up the banana.
When you drop some objects they will shatter, but fruit tissue is able to absorb some of the impact without shattering, but the harder it falls, the more damage will be done.
If the fruit is cold or very rich in water it will be more sensitive to impacts.
The tissue of the banana is made up of millions of tiny cells; each cell is contained by a cell wall. If you break these cell walls by dropping the banana or by biting into it, everything inside the cells will spill out.
This includes iron-rich chemicals called phenols, enzymes called polyphenol oxidase, and oxygen.
When these mix together they undergo an oxidation reaction. In this reaction the iron reacts with oxygen, the same thing happens if you leave your bike out in the rain for a long time, an oxidation reaction turns it rusty.
The bruise on the banana gets its brown colour from pigments called melanins which are produced by the reaction.

This column was supplied by Newcastle’s Centre for Life.

*brain sputters* i just thought it was bananananana being hurted......nyeh

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:36:00 PM »

GET TO TEH CHOPPA

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Off Topic / Re: Ramen Noodles

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:33:38 PM »

Step 1
Boil agua

Step 2
add noodles

Step 3
add flava!

Step 4
pour on annoying siblings

Step 5
enjoy the screams of torment!

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Off Topic / Re: Fail

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:31:41 PM »

JESUS

OMG WHERE JESUS?!?!?!

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Off Topic / Re: cat GET OFF MY DESK

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:30:49 PM »

Looks like WoW, or something like that.

OH GOD ITS WOW.

*roosters gun*

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Off Topic / Re: Think of an evil, vile, unusual death for the person above :)

« on: February 23, 2009, 09:05:47 PM »

then the large women again. then the beautiful women. then the large again. then the ugly.

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Off Topic / Re: Think of an evil, vile, unusual death for the person above :)

« on: February 23, 2009, 08:36:03 PM »

DEATH BY SNU-SNU