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Off Topic / Re: Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!
« on: January 14, 2011, 08:53:38 AM »
You: No, I wouldn't like gay love.
Stranger: Me neither.
Stranger: What I do want though
Stranger: is to tell you a story.
Stranger: if you will listen...
You: Okie Dokie
You: I like bedtime stories
Stranger: Listen then, and listen well...
Stranger: You've heard of the Sierra Madre.
Stranger: We all have.
Stranger: The storys.
Stranger: The myths.
You: No, I haven't..
Stranger: The Legends.
Stranger: Stories of treasures from a world gone.
Stranger: Locked away...
You: Please, no scary stories.
You: I'm 13.
Stranger: Ripe for the taking.
Stranger: Stories of ghosts
Stranger: or of poisonous clouds
You: Casper?
Stranger: all haunting the casino.
You: I'm not aloud in casinos.
Stranger: Yes, we all know the story of the siera madre.
You: You spelt it wrong.
Stranger: But finding it, that's not the hard part.
Stranger: It's letting go.
You: Okay.
Stranger: These are the words the old man spoke to me, all those years ago.
Stranger: The old man, the one who inprisoned me.
Stranger: Who put an explosive collar on my neck.
Stranger: Who made me perform terrifying tasks.
Stranger: Tasks he created out of lust for power.
Stranger: Greed.
You: Okay.
Stranger: He made me kill, plunder.
You: Mommy tells me not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: But worst of all, the one thing he made me do, that which is both a blessing
Stranger: and a curse.
Stranger: He taught me how to survive.
You: God is good.
Stranger: I want to tell you the story of the Sierra Madre.
Stranger: If you still wish to listen.
You: I don't really like Sierra Mist, sorry.
Stranger: I see then.
You: It does not flatter my tastes.
You: Thank you for offering then.
Stranger: Nor mine, but fait often has different plans for us does it not, wanderer?
You: Indeed, Stranger.
You: Daddy told me to eat my veggies.
Stranger: If you will not hear my story, will you atleast do me a kindness?
You: I like candles!
Stranger: Uh huh...
Stranger: Though you may not be a kind soul, I am.
Stranger: So, I will give you a warning.
Stranger: Do not look behind you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There's a wall behind me. :c.
Stranger: Me neither.
Stranger: What I do want though
Stranger: is to tell you a story.
Stranger: if you will listen...
You: Okie Dokie
You: I like bedtime stories
Stranger: Listen then, and listen well...
Stranger: You've heard of the Sierra Madre.
Stranger: We all have.
Stranger: The storys.
Stranger: The myths.
You: No, I haven't..
Stranger: The Legends.
Stranger: Stories of treasures from a world gone.
Stranger: Locked away...
You: Please, no scary stories.
You: I'm 13.
Stranger: Ripe for the taking.
Stranger: Stories of ghosts
Stranger: or of poisonous clouds
You: Casper?
Stranger: all haunting the casino.
You: I'm not aloud in casinos.
Stranger: Yes, we all know the story of the siera madre.
You: You spelt it wrong.
Stranger: But finding it, that's not the hard part.
Stranger: It's letting go.
You: Okay.
Stranger: These are the words the old man spoke to me, all those years ago.
Stranger: The old man, the one who inprisoned me.
Stranger: Who put an explosive collar on my neck.
Stranger: Who made me perform terrifying tasks.
Stranger: Tasks he created out of lust for power.
Stranger: Greed.
You: Okay.
Stranger: He made me kill, plunder.
You: Mommy tells me not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: But worst of all, the one thing he made me do, that which is both a blessing
Stranger: and a curse.
Stranger: He taught me how to survive.
You: God is good.
Stranger: I want to tell you the story of the Sierra Madre.
Stranger: If you still wish to listen.
You: I don't really like Sierra Mist, sorry.
Stranger: I see then.
You: It does not flatter my tastes.
You: Thank you for offering then.
Stranger: Nor mine, but fait often has different plans for us does it not, wanderer?
You: Indeed, Stranger.
You: Daddy told me to eat my veggies.
Stranger: If you will not hear my story, will you atleast do me a kindness?
You: I like candles!
Stranger: Uh huh...
Stranger: Though you may not be a kind soul, I am.
Stranger: So, I will give you a warning.
Stranger: Do not look behind you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There's a wall behind me. :c.
