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Off Topic / Re: Essaygenerator.com V2.0

« on: December 11, 2011, 04:45:07 PM »

   
An essay on Big titties

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Big titties? Underestimate Big titties at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that Big titties is thought about eight times every day by the aristocracy, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Big titties.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Big titties is quite good.

Special care must be taken when brown townysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Big titties, again and again.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We shall examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Inflation    

      Big titties

What a splendid graph. Recent studies indicate that inflation has always depended upon Big titties to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing Big titties and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Big titties and ones own image of themselves.

Take a moment to consider the words of the famous political Demetrius H. Amster 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Big titties this is clearly true. History tells us that Big titties will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Since the Renaissance Big titties has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

To conclude Big titties must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enlightens our daily lives, it stimulates and never hides.

I'll leave you with this quote from Demi Hendrix: 'You win some, you loose some, but Big titties wins most often.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

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Off Topic / Re: I have a feeling this won the internet.

« on: October 01, 2011, 10:18:06 PM »

So this was posted a year ago?

Date Registered:    May 26, 2010, 05:00:15 PM

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Off Topic / Re: I have a feeling this won the internet.

« on: October 01, 2011, 10:08:41 PM »

I told you what to name it and then you go like "Derp Herp imma be indescriptive as possible and be a moron derp"

Smooth.

And I quote:

 Fresh Prince of Guile theme goes with everything: Fresh Street Prince.

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Off Topic / Re: School, believe it or not, is mostly pointless. (Shut up and read this.)

« on: May 27, 2011, 01:27:41 AM »

Let's put it into prespective:

School is VERY loving important.  Even if you think that some parts of school are pointless (and some are) That does not mean you should blow off the entire thing.  If you want to go rot in a loving fast food restaurant, be my guest.  Just have fun living in a stuffhole of an apartment in a bad part of town.

Furthermore, working at a fast food restaurant is even more like a prison than ANY school system.  Yes, you can leave any time you want, but then you don't get paid and lose your stuffhole of an apartment you call home.  You will have bills to pay, and taxes are an amazing pain in the ass.  Without anything at or above a High school education you will never have nice things because all you will be spending it on working in fast food are bills, food, gas, and taxes.  Want a nice new TV like you had in your old house with your parents? Too bad, spent all your money on gas last week because you can't get to work because you didn't get a decent education.  Stay the forget in school, and then mabye you can get a decent non-dead end job that will take you somewhere in life.

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Off Topic / Re: I've lost my Sims 2 disk. (FOUND)

« on: May 27, 2011, 01:11:09 AM »

If you had the CD key you could have just contacted EA support online... They gave me a new copy on EA download manager for my sims 3 when I lost it. As long as you have it registered or if you have the CD key you can always contact them to get a new disk or download if you lose your CD.

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Off Topic / Re: Hot Anime Girls

« on: May 27, 2011, 12:56:29 AM »

loving HELPER ninja... Holy crap. 

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Off Topic / Re: Hot Anime Girls

« on: May 27, 2011, 12:54:35 AM »

TAKE TWO

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Gallery / Re: Megashot - Take better screenshots

« on: June 06, 2010, 11:49:45 PM »

The difference is that the picture with 8x looks alot SMOOTHER and less PIXELY. For instance, the big problem with MS paint is that it can't make lines that aren't pixely because it just simply sucks. If you were to use that on your MS paint, it would look much less crap because it's not as pixely. So that's the whole thing in a nutshell, and if you can't understand this, well...that's just too bad.

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Gallery / Re: Diggy's Metropolis Server

« on: June 06, 2010, 11:45:31 PM »

OH GOD IT'S BACK!