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Clan Discussion / Re: Ass Pirates - "Sodomites of the Deep"

« on: October 19, 2006, 04:58:52 PM »

I figure the only people that care are the people that go in that server, or clan members that haven't played in a while. I don't think any of those people have problems being called "sodomites" since that's our in-game team name.

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Clan Discussion / Re: Ass Pirates - "Sodomites of the Deep"

« on: October 19, 2006, 04:53:49 PM »

Hello sodomites! Sorry anout the server troubles recently. The server WAS really stabe for a couple weeks there, but it had some trouble after I installed some anti-virus stuff. I'll keep working on that computer, so it should be back to normal today or tomorrow.

On a side note: How cool is it that I had a Blockland server running for 2 weeks straight? ;)

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Clan Discussion / Re: Ass Pirates

« on: August 28, 2006, 04:04:37 AM »

I have the server up right now, hosting autumn pond.

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Clan Discussion / Re: Spankin' New Clan: Ass Pirates

« on: July 18, 2006, 01:16:12 AM »

well, that site I gave isnt a christian site, and Christianity is whatever is in the Bible, not some weird internet site, and here is proof...

Quote from: God
23. By the time Lot reached Zoar, the sun had risen over the land. 24 Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. 25 Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, including all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:23-25

notice I made sodom red, sodomite(gay person) comes from the word sodom(act of homoloveuality-*cough*), which was the name of the city that was punished by God and burned from fire raining from the sky, so who should I believe when referring to Christianity? Your sodomite "christian" friends, or God?

OH, this is going to be FUN!

God didn't write the bible, men did. Written by men who have their own opinions of what is right and wrong. Those men never said that the people of Sodom were against the lord. It sounds like the lord is against the people of sodom. Since sodomy is merely the act of putting a richard into a rectum, then does it make me gay if I put my richard in my wife's butt? (Not that she'd let me anyway.)

Some people consider oral love sodomy. Does it make me gay when I get a lewinsky from my wife? Some consider the act of having love for any reason other than to reproduce to be sodomy. When I wear a condom, does that make me a sodomite? It's all up to how you want to interpret the words that men wrote thousands of years ago.

And since Christianity is everything in the bible, when was the last time you observed the sabbath day? It's in your precious 10 commandments. There are also lots of other things I could pick out of the bible. Some stories tell that if you masturbate, it's an act against god. I hope you never masturbate, or else you're going to have to go to hell, or whatever it is you've made up for yourself as punishment, since hell is never mentioned in your bible (which apparently was written by your god too).

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Clan Discussion / Re: I'd like to know...

« on: July 17, 2006, 02:54:20 AM »

I'd consider a large clan to be one with more than 10 very active members. I consider 3 in-active (or partially active) members to equal 1 active member.

That being said, my clan only has 2 members. I haven't had the server up too much, and haven't had a lot of time to play and recruit lately.

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Clan Discussion / Re: Spankin' New Clan: Ass Pirates

« on: July 17, 2006, 02:48:27 AM »

There's nothing actually wrong with Gays but if your Homophobic it just seems weird to see people that are gay.

Actually, I'm not homophobic, I'm Christian, and sondomites(http://www.answers.com/what%20is%20a%20sodomite) are against Christianity.

Where on that page does it say that sodomites are against Christianity? I know Christian gay people. How can that be? The truth is that everyone has their own interpretation of Christianty. Just keep it to yourself, or move on from this thread please. This isn't a thread about whether gay people are OK with you or not. If you want to have those conversations, I can do a Google search for some fun gay sites for you to talk on.

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Clan Discussion / Re: Spankin' New Clan: Ass Pirates

« on: July 08, 2006, 12:10:04 AM »

Wow. Maybe I'll stop by and build a snake sometime.

You don't have to build snakees. Just anything that's less than straight. Maybe use pink and lavender in your builds a lot. Maybe go around as a girl all the time. I think Mocheeze would be a good fit for this clan, since he always cross-dresses, haha!

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Clan Discussion / Re: Spankin' New Clan: Ass Pirates

« on: July 08, 2006, 12:04:27 AM »

I remember a great server from a long time ago named "roostertown" I think. It was seriously one of the best servers I've ever been to. Every single thing on the server was a snake. The road design, the buildings, the fountains. Good times. :)

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Clan Discussion / Re: Spankin' New Clan: Ass Pirates

« on: July 07, 2006, 03:51:20 PM »

I'm afraid........I'm not a family man, just don't spam up the forums with that stuff. * Koden shivers.

Afraid of the gay invasion?

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Clan Discussion / Ass Pirates - "Sodomites of the Deep"

« on: July 07, 2006, 02:30:50 PM »

The Ass Pirates are the newest clan in Blockland. We focus on building well, and enjoying ourselves. Since every good clan MUST have a gimmick, our gimmick is that we make builds that are ambiguously (or full on) gay. We've found this to work well for us because it keeps most of the noobs out (since they're usually all family men). Now, I'm not gay, and neither are any of current members, but we wouldn't be opposed to an actual gay person joining the clan. :)

We think that it's possible to build gay, but still build really well. I think you'll agree with me when I say that this clan is destined for greatness.

(When our server is up, it's just called "Ass Pirates". We now use my map, Autumn Pond, almost all the time [available in this map pack].)

Thanks for looking! :)