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Drama / Re: Kalphiter and Speedy Onion.
« on: July 27, 2012, 03:43:00 AM »
Yup. There is no reason anyone should take you seriously.


Good lord. You. Off. This. Topic.

I made a joke. A joke you didn't like. And if you were so harassed because you had to read that joke, I'm sorry. You must be really unstable.

Bingo, it's okay.

Everyone else, if you don't like trolls and you don't like the way they behave, don't act like them. You want to say that anyone who argues with you is a troll, yet you argue right back. It's pure irony. It's hypocrisy.

Case closed. Cookies for you, even though you don't deserve them.  :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

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Drama / Re: Speedy Onion and That Bingo - Fail Trolls
« on: July 27, 2012, 03:35:16 AM »
i just have one thing to say, and that is that if I failed at trolling, you wouldn't say anything about it. In fact, if I failed, maybe you would have just passed by the thread. It's not like anyone asked you to comment, or anyone asked me to stop "spamming" my own thread. Frankly, I think that's ridiculous.

Honestly, is this a major offense? Spamming my own thread? it seems to me that if I started the thread, i have just as much right to "spam" on it as you do to simply pass it by. It's not an inconvenience to you.

I made a joke. If that's an offense worthy of a ban, well, so be it. I can live up to the consequences and also buy a completely new key if things get that bad. I have a job, gentlemen. You see, I live in the real world. It's a place where people mind their own business and really don't give a damn if someone at the table next to them is making a joke they have heard before.

No - It is exactly the same situation. Just like in real life, you didn't have to be "trolled" by reading the thread.

Excuse me for being such a "troll" by making you read that joke you've heard. You poor, poor children!



Anyway, I hope you all sleep well. I hope you wake up on the right side of the bed and that your mother/father/legal guardian has made you your favorite breakfast. I hope you have a good day!

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Off Topic / Re: Empty memories and echoes.
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:49:35 PM »
this story blows


Sort of like your mouth? Hmm.

Write a better one. Really, people like you make me sick. You take something genuine and sincere, and you degrade, degrade, degrade. Just stop. No one asked you to comment. And I know you're thinking "Oooh, but you post on forum, you want comment!"

No. Just stop.

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Drama / Re: Kalphiter and Speedy Onion.
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:45:03 PM »
why did you bump this you idiot


Good question. Why are dogs round? No one knows.

O_O

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:41:52 PM »
will you shut up and look at the handicapation at hand?

B)


A cooked goose! A cooked goose for everyone! Oh, ho ho ho!

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:41:15 PM »
The final boss is inbedded in your Blockland player, to see him, and kill him, you must go on Blockland, start a server, kill yourself 30 times, rape a child, and he will come OUT of your ass.


GENIUS! THIS MAN! THIS MAN! HE IS A GENIUS! EEEEEE! \

Cookies for you, sir. COOKIES!  :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:38:48 PM »
Ain't no mountain high enough!

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:36:34 PM »
Reported for spam...have a good one


AVENGE... MEEEEE!

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:34:49 PM »
Says the person who made a troll topic
Karma approves of perma-bans, you know


Your penguin has a bit of Karma's sweetness coming his way too, sir.  :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster:

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:32:24 PM »



You know the noise that monster in the goonies makes when he laughs? I just made it.

I'm a hairy troll who lives under a bridge. Feed me your wife.


User was banned for this post

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:30:31 PM »
The forums are part of the "real world" therefore they are the "real world".....


Thank you for being an intelligent person.

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:28:06 PM »
Welcome to the Blockland Forums
Now get the forget out of it


On the contrary, you ignorant prick, welcome to the real world. Don't joke about things like that or karma is going to come right around to nip your hairy butt cheeks.

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:23:58 PM »
oh boy another failure troll
you're almost as bad as glass at trolling
and your buttbuddy over there is an idiot.
go do something productive like buying a gun and pointing it the wrong way


In all seriousness, forget off. There is absolutely nothing funny about Self Delete.

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:21:22 PM »
Get
the forget
out



UHYOOOUUUUUU SHAAALLLNOT PAAAASSS!

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General Discussion / Re: How do I beat blockland?
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:17:58 PM »
The trick for the last level is,
The final boss is you!
So to kill the final boss, you must kill yourself :o



Well I cannot die. So.. Where do we go from here?

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